scrambler Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 People having fun or this? Halloween message from Jack Chick "This Halloween, millions of lost kids will come to the front doors of Christians… asking for a treat. What an amazing witnessing opportunity. In a single night, God’s people could witness to millions of hurting, lost children who desperately need the gospel simply by dropping a Chick tract or two into each Trick-or-Treat bag." 7 reasons you should use Chick tracts on Halloween Get the gospel to all the lost kids (and their parents) in your neighborhood. Reach people you couldn't reach any other time of year. It's easy! Just drop Chick tracts into waiting, open bags. It's convenient! You don't even have to leave home. It's fun! Kids love them. Many will thank you for the unique gift. It's a great way to train your own kids to use this witnessing opportunity. You'll rejoice, knowing you turned a pagan holiday into a witnessing time. Hey, I'm not poking fun at casual, 'live and let live' Christians but Halloween is a time to get your funk on. I don't need any gospel crap just some plain ol' fun, tricks and treats.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Jack Chick is a cunt, and he should be stripped nude, hung from hooks through his ankles, while his ass is plunged like a clogged toilet with molten hot barbed wire. We could take turns kicking his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Necro, I guess that means you really don't care for the guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Necronomicon said: Jack Chick is a cunt, and he should be stripped nude, hung from hooks through his ankles, while his ass is plunged like a clogged toilet with molten hot barbed wire. We could take turns kicking his face. WOW - Necro's post made me hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Just say no to religious conversion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Holy shit, that's disturbing. I guess I'm going to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Two girls were dressed as mormons last night. They had it down to the letter! I laughed my ass off. Then they came over and gave me a condom and an ainplane bottle of J.D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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