Stonehead Posted October 10, 2003 Posted October 10, 2003 (edited) "A 28-year-old man accused of stealing a man's penis through sorcery was beaten to death in the West African country of Gambia on Thursday, police said. " "Reports of penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, with purported victims claiming that alleged sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear in order to extort cash in the promise of a cure. " link to Reuters story via Yahoo! News Edited October 10, 2003 by erik Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted October 10, 2003 Posted October 10, 2003 Dude, beating those guys to death is the worst thing you can do! How you gonna get your wang back from a dead guy, huh?! Quote
RobBob Posted October 10, 2003 Posted October 10, 2003 The message is clear: stay away from penis-touchers Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted October 10, 2003 Posted October 10, 2003 RobBob said: The message is clear: stay away from penis-touchers Ah, yes, especially wives, girlfriends, and the like! Not to be trusted! Quote
Stonehead Posted October 10, 2003 Author Posted October 10, 2003 "I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable." "This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it." --snip-- "Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete." partial lyrics to Detachable Penis by King Missile Quote
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