Subject BEER!!!!

[Scott_J]

How many songs out there emblish beer as a food group?

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BEER BEER BEER

From Da Yoopers 1987 release,

"Culture Shock"

 

I WAS BORN A YOOPER WITH BEER IN MY VEINS

I DRINK IT EVERY DAY TO TRY TO EASE THE PAIN

OF ELEVEN MONTHS OF WINTER AND 30 DAYS OF RAIN

AND IF I DIDN’T HAVE MY BEER I THINK I’D GO INSANE

I DRINK IT WHEN ITS FORTY BELOW, I DRINK IT WHEN IT’S HOT

I DRINK IT WHEN IM HAPPY, I DRINK IT WHEN IM NOT

I DRINK IT IN THE SAUNA, I DRINK IT IN MY TRUCK

I DRINK IT OUT AT THE DEER CAMP WHEN I’M CHASING THEM BIG BUCKS

GIVE THIS BOY A BEER MAN, GIVE THIS BOY A BEER

I LOVE THE STUFF, I CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER

YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WHISKEY YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WINE

I’LL TAKE A COLD BEER ANY OLD TIME

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

I LOVE THE STUFF, CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER

 

MY DADDY WAS A MINER MY MOTHER WAS THE BOSS

SHE BEAT HIM ALMOST EVERY NIGHT FOR DRINKING TOO MUCH SAUCE

MOTHER WAS AS HARD AS NAILS SHE NEVER SHED A TEAR

WHEN DADDY TOOK AWAY MY MILK AND HANDED ME A BEER

I DRINK IT UP IN HOUGHTON AND OVER IN THE S00

DOWN IN ESCANABA I DRINK THAT GOLDEN BREW

I DRINK IT IN NEGAUNEE AND OVER IN MARQUETTE

I WENT TO A BASH IN NEWBERRY I AIN’T GOT OVER YET

 

GIVE THIS BOY A BEER MAN GIVE THIS BOY A BEER

I LOVE THE STUFF, I CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER

YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WHISKEY, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WINE

I’LL TAKE A COLD BEER ANY OLD TIME

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

I LOVE THE STUFF, CANT GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER

 

 

[Scott_J]

BEER GUT

From Da Yoopers 1989 release,

"Yoop it Up"

 

1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT

THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS

HE USED A WHEELBARROW

TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN

THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING

WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODY’S BAR

HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT

AND WOODY’S BRAND NEW CAR

2. NUDSIE GOT A BEER GUT

THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR

SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS

AND STARTING HOISTING BEERS

HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY

THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER

SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME

AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER

 

CHORUS:

BEER GUTS OF AMERICA

STAND UP IF YOU CAN

STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT

AND HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND

YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY

ITS A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS NEAR

AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO

IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER

 

3. MUNGO DRANK A PONY KEG

AT DROOPY AHO’S WEDDING

HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND

AND THEN HE STARTED SWEATING

HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ

'CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR

HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT

AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR

 

4. I TOOK MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA

AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT

SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID

“I NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT"

SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT

AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE

BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK

BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD

 

 

[Scott_J]

FREE BEER

From Da Yoopers 1991 release,

"Yoopy do Wah"

 

1. SOME GUYS LIKE THAT BOTTLED BEER

SOME LIKE IT IN A CAN

SOME SAY A KEG'S THE BEST BEER

FOR A REAL BEER DRINKING MAN

EVERYONE HAS THEIR FAVORITE

BUT ON ONE THING THEY AGREE

THE GREATEST BEER IN ALL THE WORLD

IS THE ONE YOU DRINK FOR FREE

CHORUS:

FREE BEER FREE BEER

THAT'S MY FAVORITE BRAND

IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO BUY IT

ITS THE BEST BEER IN THE LAND

WARM FLAT FUNKY

IT DON'T MATTER TO ME

THE GREATEST BEER IN THIS WHOLE WORLD

IS THE ONE YOU BUY FOR ME

 

2. THE BOYS AT THE BAR WERE BETTING

ON WHOSE BEER WAS THE BEST

I DIDN'T HAVE A NICKEL

SO THEY CHOSE ME TO MAKE THE TEST

THOSE FIFTEEN DIFFERENT KINDS OF BEER

WERE WONDERFUL TO ME

EACH ONE WAS MY FAVORITE BREW

THE BEER I DRINK FOR FREE

 

(REPEAT CHORUS)

 

3. OUR OLD PAL NUDSIE GOT MARRIED

HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE SOME BUCKS

HE WENT OUT AND BOUGHT THE CHEAPEST BEER

AND BOY IT REALLY SUCKED

BUT AFTER YOU CHOKE THAT FIRST ONE DOWN

THE REST GO EASILY

AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER THAT

YOU'RE DRINKING THEM ALL FOR FREE

 

 

[Scott_J]

GIMMIE ANOTHER BEER

From Da Yoopers 1997 release,

"We're Still Rockin"

 

1. THE BOSS BEEN ON MY BUTT ALL WEEK

HE’S LUCKY THAT I EVEN SHOW UP

DA OLD LADIE’S BITCHIN’ CONSTANTLY

TO GIVE MY BEERIN’ UP

SHE LISTENS TO THE MOTHER-IN-LAW BITCH

ABOUT LIVING THEM YEARS WITH A DRUNK

HELL IF YOU LIVED WITH DAT OLE BAT

YOU’D STAY DRUNKER THAN A SKUNK BROTHER

THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT A MAN NEEDS A BREAK

WHAT BETTER WAY THAN TO GET PEELED UP

SO TONIGHT LETS GET SOME JUMMIES

CRUISE DA CAMP, GET HALF LIT PRETTY MUCH A LITTLE BIT

CHORUS:

SO GIVE ME ANOTHER BEER

COME ON CANTCHA HEAR

I’LL SCREAM IT IN YOUR EAR

GIVE ME ANOTHER BEER

 

2. THE OLE LADIE’S OUT THERE LAYIN’ ON THE HORN

CAUSE SHE’S GOT NOWHERE TO STICK HER CAR

I GOTTA GET RID OF THAT MOUNTAIN OF EMPTIES

DA GARAGE SMELLS LIKE WOODIE’S BAR

I’M GONNA PUT A KEG OF BEER IN THE ICE BOX

HOOK UP A GARDEN HOSE TO THAT

BOLT THE NOZZLE TO MY LAZY BOY

THEN I’LL ALWAYS HAVE BEER ON TAP

SOME PEOPLE JUST DON’T UNDER STAND

WE WORK HARD AT TWO CAREERS

WE WORK ALL DAY AT DA SALT MINE

AT NIGHT WE WORK POUNDING BEERS

 

 

[allthumbs]

Our lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,

(I will be drunk),

At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us.

And lead us not to incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.

Forever and ever,

 

Barmen

 

[adventuregal]

Da Yoopers !

 

[Beck]

Yoopers tend to drinkin ,ya, songs 'bout beer, dontchyaknow? get me another kugel, eh? drinkin the beers and eatin pasties out at camp before a sauna den a roll in da snow dere before bedtime. whos a gonna chop da wood for da winter, eh?

 

So, Aino and Toivo, they go to the saw shop in Tapiola to get a new saw.

"Ya, ya, we need da saw, to cut da wood for da winter."

 

Saw salesman says, "This new saw here, it'll cut you 10 cords of wood a day. 18 inch blade, 200cc..."

 

Aino and Toivo look at each other, nodding and say, "Ya, we take da saw. We need to cut da wood for da winter."

 

Salesman rings them up and forgets all about it until a week later, when Aino and Toivo return to the saw shop with the saw, mad as hell.

 

"Ya Ya, we take the saw to cut da wood dere," Aino angrily explains, "and you sa da saw it cut ten cord of wood a day. We hadna been able to cut a but a half a cord of wood all week!"

 

The saw salesman says, "Hey that's real strange. Let's take the saw out back to the woodshed, see how it works." He leads the brothers back to the back of the saw shop, takes a good grab of the starter cord, and gives a swift pull. The saw starts right up with a "brwapp, brrapppp." noise.

 

Aino and Toivo jump back six feet, totally spooked.

 

"Ya, ya, what is da noise dere?"

 

crazy yoopers!

 

 

 

 

[Scott_J]

Lots of virginity lost during sauna time!