Scott_J Posted October 1, 2003 Posted October 1, 2003 How many songs out there emblish beer as a food group? *********************************************************** BEER BEER BEER From Da Yoopers 1987 release, "Culture Shock" I WAS BORN A YOOPER WITH BEER IN MY VEINS I DRINK IT EVERY DAY TO TRY TO EASE THE PAIN OF ELEVEN MONTHS OF WINTER AND 30 DAYS OF RAIN AND IF I DIDN’T HAVE MY BEER I THINK I’D GO INSANE I DRINK IT WHEN ITS FORTY BELOW, I DRINK IT WHEN IT’S HOT I DRINK IT WHEN IM HAPPY, I DRINK IT WHEN IM NOT I DRINK IT IN THE SAUNA, I DRINK IT IN MY TRUCK I DRINK IT OUT AT THE DEER CAMP WHEN I’M CHASING THEM BIG BUCKS GIVE THIS BOY A BEER MAN, GIVE THIS BOY A BEER I LOVE THE STUFF, I CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WHISKEY YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WINE I’LL TAKE A COLD BEER ANY OLD TIME BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER I LOVE THE STUFF, CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER MY DADDY WAS A MINER MY MOTHER WAS THE BOSS SHE BEAT HIM ALMOST EVERY NIGHT FOR DRINKING TOO MUCH SAUCE MOTHER WAS AS HARD AS NAILS SHE NEVER SHED A TEAR WHEN DADDY TOOK AWAY MY MILK AND HANDED ME A BEER I DRINK IT UP IN HOUGHTON AND OVER IN THE S00 DOWN IN ESCANABA I DRINK THAT GOLDEN BREW I DRINK IT IN NEGAUNEE AND OVER IN MARQUETTE I WENT TO A BASH IN NEWBERRY I AIN’T GOT OVER YET GIVE THIS BOY A BEER MAN GIVE THIS BOY A BEER I LOVE THE STUFF, I CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WHISKEY, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WINE I’LL TAKE A COLD BEER ANY OLD TIME BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER I LOVE THE STUFF, CANT GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER Quote
Scott_J Posted October 1, 2003 Author Posted October 1, 2003 BEER GUT From Da Yoopers 1989 release, "Yoop it Up" 1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS HE USED A WHEELBARROW TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODY’S BAR HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT AND WOODY’S BRAND NEW CAR 2. NUDSIE GOT A BEER GUT THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS AND STARTING HOISTING BEERS HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER CHORUS: BEER GUTS OF AMERICA STAND UP IF YOU CAN STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT AND HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY ITS A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS NEAR AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER 3. MUNGO DRANK A PONY KEG AT DROOPY AHO’S WEDDING HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND AND THEN HE STARTED SWEATING HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ 'CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR 4. I TOOK MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID “I NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT" SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD Quote
Scott_J Posted October 1, 2003 Author Posted October 1, 2003 FREE BEER From Da Yoopers 1991 release, "Yoopy do Wah" 1. SOME GUYS LIKE THAT BOTTLED BEER SOME LIKE IT IN A CAN SOME SAY A KEG'S THE BEST BEER FOR A REAL BEER DRINKING MAN EVERYONE HAS THEIR FAVORITE BUT ON ONE THING THEY AGREE THE GREATEST BEER IN ALL THE WORLD IS THE ONE YOU DRINK FOR FREE CHORUS: FREE BEER FREE BEER THAT'S MY FAVORITE BRAND IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO BUY IT ITS THE BEST BEER IN THE LAND WARM FLAT FUNKY IT DON'T MATTER TO ME THE GREATEST BEER IN THIS WHOLE WORLD IS THE ONE YOU BUY FOR ME 2. THE BOYS AT THE BAR WERE BETTING ON WHOSE BEER WAS THE BEST I DIDN'T HAVE A NICKEL SO THEY CHOSE ME TO MAKE THE TEST THOSE FIFTEEN DIFFERENT KINDS OF BEER WERE WONDERFUL TO ME EACH ONE WAS MY FAVORITE BREW THE BEER I DRINK FOR FREE (REPEAT CHORUS) 3. OUR OLD PAL NUDSIE GOT MARRIED HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE SOME BUCKS HE WENT OUT AND BOUGHT THE CHEAPEST BEER AND BOY IT REALLY SUCKED BUT AFTER YOU CHOKE THAT FIRST ONE DOWN THE REST GO EASILY AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU'RE DRINKING THEM ALL FOR FREE Quote
Scott_J Posted October 1, 2003 Author Posted October 1, 2003 GIMMIE ANOTHER BEER From Da Yoopers 1997 release, "We're Still Rockin" 1. THE BOSS BEEN ON MY BUTT ALL WEEK HE’S LUCKY THAT I EVEN SHOW UP DA OLD LADIE’S BITCHIN’ CONSTANTLY TO GIVE MY BEERIN’ UP SHE LISTENS TO THE MOTHER-IN-LAW BITCH ABOUT LIVING THEM YEARS WITH A DRUNK HELL IF YOU LIVED WITH DAT OLE BAT YOU’D STAY DRUNKER THAN A SKUNK BROTHER THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT A MAN NEEDS A BREAK WHAT BETTER WAY THAN TO GET PEELED UP SO TONIGHT LETS GET SOME JUMMIES CRUISE DA CAMP, GET HALF LIT PRETTY MUCH A LITTLE BIT CHORUS: SO GIVE ME ANOTHER BEER COME ON CANTCHA HEAR I’LL SCREAM IT IN YOUR EAR GIVE ME ANOTHER BEER 2. THE OLE LADIE’S OUT THERE LAYIN’ ON THE HORN CAUSE SHE’S GOT NOWHERE TO STICK HER CAR I GOTTA GET RID OF THAT MOUNTAIN OF EMPTIES DA GARAGE SMELLS LIKE WOODIE’S BAR I’M GONNA PUT A KEG OF BEER IN THE ICE BOX HOOK UP A GARDEN HOSE TO THAT BOLT THE NOZZLE TO MY LAZY BOY THEN I’LL ALWAYS HAVE BEER ON TAP SOME PEOPLE JUST DON’T UNDER STAND WE WORK HARD AT TWO CAREERS WE WORK ALL DAY AT DA SALT MINE AT NIGHT WE WORK POUNDING BEERS Quote
allthumbs Posted October 1, 2003 Posted October 1, 2003 Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager. Forever and ever, Barmen Quote
Beck Posted October 1, 2003 Posted October 1, 2003 Yoopers tend to drinkin ,ya, songs 'bout beer, dontchyaknow? get me another kugel, eh? drinkin the beers and eatin pasties out at camp before a sauna den a roll in da snow dere before bedtime. whos a gonna chop da wood for da winter, eh? So, Aino and Toivo, they go to the saw shop in Tapiola to get a new saw. "Ya, ya, we need da saw, to cut da wood for da winter." Saw salesman says, "This new saw here, it'll cut you 10 cords of wood a day. 18 inch blade, 200cc..." Aino and Toivo look at each other, nodding and say, "Ya, we take da saw. We need to cut da wood for da winter." Salesman rings them up and forgets all about it until a week later, when Aino and Toivo return to the saw shop with the saw, mad as hell. "Ya Ya, we take the saw to cut da wood dere," Aino angrily explains, "and you sa da saw it cut ten cord of wood a day. We hadna been able to cut a but a half a cord of wood all week!" The saw salesman says, "Hey that's real strange. Let's take the saw out back to the woodshed, see how it works." He leads the brothers back to the back of the saw shop, takes a good grab of the starter cord, and gives a swift pull. The saw starts right up with a "brwapp, brrapppp." noise. Aino and Toivo jump back six feet, totally spooked. "Ya, ya, what is da noise dere?" crazy yoopers! Quote
Scott_J Posted October 1, 2003 Author Posted October 1, 2003 Lots of virginity lost during sauna time! Quote
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