Canadian Street Pharmacist

[Scott_J]

I'm not a Drug Dealer, I'm a Street Pharmacist

 

Local resident Canadian, Dru, sells drugs. He insists he is not a drug dealer but a "street pharmacist." What gives him the right to call himself a pharmacist you may be thinking. Well Dru insists he finished the seventh grade, two years more than the average dope dealer. In addition to his extensive schooling as a small child Dru wanted to be veterinarian. He also observed his uncle Harrison shooting up various intravenous drugs, and often times helped him when, "he was too fucked up to shoot himself up."

 

Whether it's something for pleasure or for pain, Dru has got it or he can get it. From his $5 bargain basket of antibiotics from Tijuana Mexico, trendy drugs used it upscale clubs or the hard stuff, Dru has it all including the freshest and best BC bud. He insists what he sells is safe; he extensively tests all his drugs on stray cats, dogs, crack whores, and runaway children. "If the animals don't die and shit than its safe," says Dru.

 

"I would like to think of myself as a street pharmaceutical engineer, or in layman terms a street pharmacist," says Canadian, Dru. "Yes I do sell drugs on the street, and probably to your children, but it's OK because I am a pharmacist, a street pharmacist."

 

 

[Metalhead_Mojo]

im not your problem, im just a businessman...

[Billygoat]

Why don't you go blow Ronald Reagan while Nancy watches...

[glacierdog]

There are a lot of street pharmacists in germany....

[Scott_J]

Billygoat said:

Why don't you go blow Ronald Reagan while Nancy watches...

taoG, retteb og evah rehtona tih.

[Billygoat]

That made sense the first time around.

 

I must be

[Dru]

sisu_suomi said:

I'm not a Drug Dealer, I'm a Street Pharmacist

 

Local resident Canadian, Dru, sells drugs. He insists he is not a drug dealer but a "street pharmacist." What gives him the right to call himself a pharmacist you may be thinking. Well Dru insists he finished the seventh grade, two years more than the average dope dealer. In addition to his extensive schooling as a small child Dru wanted to be veterinarian. He also observed his uncle Harrison shooting up various intravenous drugs, and often times helped him when, "he was too fucked up to shoot himself up."

 

Whether it's something for pleasure or for pain, Dru has got it or he can get it. From his $5 bargain basket of antibiotics from Tijuana Mexico, trendy drugs used it upscale clubs or the hard stuff, Dru has it all including the freshest and best BC bud. He insists what he sells is safe; he extensively tests all his drugs on stray cats, dogs, crack whores, and runaway children. "If the animals don't die and shit than its safe," says Dru.

 

"I would like to think of myself as a street pharmaceutical engineer, or in layman terms a street pharmacist," says Canadian, Dru. "Yes I do sell drugs on the street, and probably to your children, but it's OK because I am a pharmacist, a street pharmacist."