lummox Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 nerve put out some fuckin funny stuff today (like coffee sprayed across the desk funny): http://nerve.com/regulars/quickies/unsexy/ examples: 'Ashton Kutcher. Okay, the backlash started already, but it still hasn't been publicly pointed out that his neck is thicker than his head. Shit like that was genetically selected against a million years ago.' 'Your cats. Attachment to a non-human mammal that doesn't give a fuck about you bespeaks emotional damage. It's the kind that transforms you from "alluringly quirky" to "certifiable."' the 'stud' short story is great too: http://nerve.com/fiction/lowenthal/stud/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attitude Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 My favorite: 33. Lower-back tattooes. Lately, it seems that if there's no faux-Celtic design between your low-rise jeans and your baby tee, something's missing. Recently, we've been seeing girls with their names in thug font in that place. Must save a lot of awkwardness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted September 17, 2003 Author Share Posted September 17, 2003 speaking of body modification: 32. Tongue Rings. You having a tongue ring in 2003 is like us prancing around in eight-ball jackets. After four drinks you'll slur that it makes oral sex feel amazing. It doesn't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metalhead_Mojo Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Burning Man. Thirty-five-year-old men with tattoos and goatees trek into the desert in search of hippie poontang. "Dude! Naked chicks!" By way of preparation, they throw on a String Cheese Incident CD (and take out the Insane Clown Posse) on the long drive from the Valley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attitude Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 48. Pot. Many people will go on and on about how great stoned sex is. If by “sex,” you mean “eating saltines and watching infomercials,” then you're absolutely right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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