layton Posted August 25, 2003 Posted August 25, 2003 Laura at Casa Que Pasa comped me a free drink last night. I asked her for their cheapest tequilla swill...something along the lines of the bartender wringing her towel into my shot glass. She said that she had something better in mind that is called "Riding the Snake". I almost forgot about my order as I scarfed my Carne Asada, mexicolas, and shots of El Matador until she came by holding a shot glass and grinning. There must be some mistake, I panicked! Before me was a single shot of the nastiest looking quagmire ever poured into a glass. I took a sniff. JESUS CHRIST! What the fuck is in this I demanded. She would not say. Well shit, I thought, it's free! So I drank it. The worst part was realizing that this was now in my body and puking would just make me taste it again. I felt it burning and hating inside my gut, rotting away my stomach lining. I don't remember much afterwards. I think I made little masks out of photos from the Bellingham Weekly and gouged out their eyes. I woke up this morning behind a 7-11 with gummy bears shoved up my nose and $500 worth of fruit cups. Quote
Greg_W Posted August 25, 2003 Posted August 25, 2003 Yeah, I think I saw you. A group of small Mexican children were poking you with sticks outside of the restaurant as you yelled, "TORO, TORO" at the top of your lungs. I think you were wearing one of the tablecloths on your head. I ran the kids off, and then you thanked me profusely, repeatedly asserting that your sister was, I quote, "the marrying kind." I got you in front of the 7-11 with a cup of coffee and took off. Quote
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