allthumbs Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 Had to do a little varmint control tonight. 2 rounds 00 Buck - deader'n a door nail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 1, 2003 Author Share Posted June 1, 2003 Twas a fat Coon that had been raiding my neighbors dog food and getting bolder and aggressive. The last straw tonight was when it threatened my neighbor's wife and their 2 year old granddaughter. Chased them into the house. So Bill and I treed the prick and shined the light on him. My first shot dropped him like no tomorrow. He fell 20 feet in a "thump". Had to do a quick followup as he was still kickin'. Get this, he fell dead away into a perk hole that some realtors had dug. It was like he fell right into his own grave. The hole was large and about 2 feet deep, so we just filled it in with dirt, popped a couple Mickeys and had a little funeral ceremony and atta-boy ass slapin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 the rabbits were taking my new lettuce outta my garden and i took onea there kin with my compound bow... dont think they'll be comming back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 1, 2003 Author Share Posted June 1, 2003 The fucking seals out here are next. I picked up some "seal bombs" from my commercial fishing buddies. When I'm realing in a nice fish and the goddamn seal grabs on, you light them like cherry bombs and throw them in the water. They don't kill the seal, but they definitely fuck up their day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 just take about 50 nuts and bolts and wrap the seal bomb with duct tape with teh nuts and bolts inside it... problem solved... shit you even got your self chum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 1, 2003 Author Share Posted June 1, 2003 Good idea but the game wardens already have it out for me. Got busted last winter for shooting ducks after dark (cost me $250), and a neighborhood bitch that hates me, busted me for shooting a snow goose off my front deck as it flew by in the fog (they couldn't prove that one). Then last year I was busted for fishing with barbed hooks and no lics. and lost my G Loomis rod and Calcutta real, plus $100 fine). So I have to be careful what I kill now, and I fish in the fog and have a faster boat than the fucking Tool wardens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North_by_Northwest Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 lost my G Loomis rod and Calcutta real My grandfather used to buy old gear at yard sales so that when he got caught poaching (and he did) he wouldn't have much to lose. Save the expensive stuff for when you're within the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.