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Just got back from boozing it up. Met an old chica friend on a bachelorette party. They went to PolyEsthers. I hate that fucking place but I may got there just to check the wimmin out for a little while. They were pretty enamoured with the accent.

 

Heading down to smelLA this weekend to be a best man in a wedding. Wrote a speech much like the retarded rich guy in 4 Weddings and a Funeral. Basically it makes no fucking sense and it's all inappropriate and in bad taste. Nice one!

 

This week has been taking a toll on me in the beer stakes. Was supposed to meet Eric last night at a pub but instead had a work thing, drank as much free beer as possible, then went home and pressed the self destruct button with more booze. Girlfriend took care of me. The little lost lamb that's hungover like a little beeatch still works wonder in the sympathy stakes.

 

Ok, nightclubs and women in short skirts is calling my name. Have a good weekend my American brethern!

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Szyjakowski said:

isn't suicide closer?

to marriage? oh. you mean the cliff. its about the same driving time. but itd cooler. fukin getin hot ala sudden

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