allthumbs Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Lil' GapperTimmy - He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.." Then Lil' GapperTimmy says, "I have a question for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Lil' GapperTimmy replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gapertimmy Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 'scuse me, but there are NO little gaper timmys running around, at least none that i know of. when i was a little gaper timmy i was far from little too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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