allthumbs Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Lena folded and put away Ole's underwear. Ole took out a pair the next morning and noticed there was powder all over the crotch area. He started to shake the powder out and said, "Darn it, Lena, I vish you vouldn't put so much talcum powder in my undervear." Lena replied, "Dat's not talcum powder, Ole. Dat's Miracle Gro!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 The US Census was being taken in SE Alaska. The Census man knocked on Lena and Ole's door. Lena answers. The Census man asked the standard questions and finishes the standard form. Then he asks Lena if it would be alright to ask personal questions about her and Ole's sex life. He states that this is strictly voluntary. Lena thinks for a few minutes and agrees to answer the questions. QUESTION 1: How often do you and Ole have sex. ANSWER: Vell, Ole and is a randy little Svede so ve skrew 4 to 6 times a veek. The Census man marks down answers on his forms. QUESTON 2: Its been established that you and Ole have a healthy sex life. So I need to know what form of birth control you use. The pill, condom, rhythm method, etc. ANSWER: Ve use the stool and saucer method. The census man is taken aback. He has never heard of the Stool and Saucer method. So he is forced to ask: What is the Stool and Saucer Method. Lena's answer: Vell, tat Ole is a short virey Svede, so ve do it standing up. Ve get naked and Ole stands on a stool. Vhen his eyes get as big as saucers I kick da stool out from under him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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