Dear Santa, I want a blond for christmas

[allthumbs]

A blond walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window "Cruise Special -- $99.00".

She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."

The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out he back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.

A second blond comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special.

She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.

Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blond.

They float side be side for a while befoe the first blond asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"

The second blond replies, "They didn't last year."

[Sphinx]

Your disgusting "joke" serves no purpose other than to degrade women. You dumb bastard! Show some respect. The woman-bashing around here has got to STOP! Totally inappropriate.

 

Damn funny tho.

[allthumbs]

I'm not degrading women. I like em' tall, I like em' small, I like em' all.

[klenke]

Here's my dumb-blonde joke:

 

A man walks into an elevator. There's a blonde already in it. He pushes the floor button he wants and they're off.

After a moment, the blonde says, "T-G-I-F."

The man looks at her oddly and then responds, "S-H-I-T."

A bit miffed at the man's crassness, she says again, "T-G-I-F."

The man again says, "S-H-I-T."

"Sir, why do you have to be such a jerk? T-G-I-F: Thank God it's Friday!" she says emphatically.

"S-H-I-T: Sorry honey it's Thursday."