jokes for the day

[Scott_J]

1. What is the Iraqi air force motto? I came, I saw, Iran.

 

2. Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force

exercise program? Each morning you raise your hands

above your head and leave them there.

 

3. What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad? Two days.

 

4. What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in

common? They both have Kurds in their way.

 

5. What is the best Iraqi job? Foreign ambassador.

 

6. Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train

Iraqi fighter pilots? You only have to teach them to take off.

 

7. How do you play Iraqi bingo? B-52 .... F-16 ... C-130

 

8. What is Iraq's national bird? Duck.

 

9. What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in

common? They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

 

10. Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?

So they can see their air force.

[Sphinx]

[Scott_J]

http://www.mediapickle.com/gulfwarposter.htm

[Scott_J]

If this one is offensive then get a moderator in here to cut it.

Here is a thought.. (not meant to offend)

 

 

This was written by a black guy in Texas. What a great sense of humor!

 

When I born, I black.

When I grow up, I black.

When I go in sun, I black.

When I cold, I black.

When I scared, I black.

When I sick, I black.

And when I die, I still black.

 

You white folks......

When you born, you pink.

When you grow up, you white.

When you go in sun, you red.

When you cold, you blue.

When you scared, you yellow.

When you sick, you green.

When you bruised, you purple.

And when you die, you gray.

 

So who you callin' colored?

 

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

That reminds DFA of: