allthumbs Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 SUNDAY: 0800 - My 33 Sons 0830 - Osama Knows Best 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed 0930 - Let's Mecca Deal 1000 - The Kabul Hillbillies MONDAY: 0800 - Husseinfeld 0900 - Mad About Everything 0930 - Monday Night Stoning 1000 - Win Bin Laden's Money 1030 - Allah McBeal TUESDAY: 0800 - Wheel of Terror 0830 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right 0900 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things 0930 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers 1000 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer WEDNESDAY: 0800 - Beat the Press 0830 - When Kurds Attack 0900 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread 0930 - Just Shoot Everyone 1000 - Veilwatch THURSDAY: 0800 - Fatima Loves Chachi 0830 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H (theme song: Suicide bombing is Painless, it answers 0900 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils 0930 - Married with 139 Children 1000 - Eye for an Eye Witness News FRIDAY: 0800 - Judge Saddam 0830 - Suddenly Sanctions 0900 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire? 0930 - Cave and Rock Garden Television 1000 - No-Witness News SATURDAY: 0800 - Spongebob Squareturban 0830 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway? 0900 - Teletalibans 0930 - Camel 54, Where Are You? 1000 - Everybody loves Osama. And, continuously showing... "Survivor - Afghanistan." MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE HOME FRONT.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 AWSOME!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 That's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 26, 2003 Author Share Posted March 26, 2003 Saddam sucks donkey dicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 As someone with a long Southern pedigree, I say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 26, 2003 Author Share Posted March 26, 2003 Cooter say, "Honey if we get a divorce will you still be my sister?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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