jon Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 So at last nights Pub gathering something dawned on me. I'm standing next to Tim, and mattp's wife keeps giving us this really evil look like she is going to kill us. I realized that for every sprayer out there, there is a wife or significant other, a son or daughter, a manager or employer, who have been severely neglected due to the awesome magnatism of what we call spray. I have lost my......... because of Tim and Jon.wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriendjobhousedogfriendshorsecock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted March 7, 2003 Author Share Posted March 7, 2003 More sad news. Governor Locke is on the phone and he's fucking pissed. Apparently it is Tim and Jon's fault that the state has no money, something about lack of productivity in the workplace or something, wasn't really paying attention. So taking into consideration how much you get paid, estimate how much of your employers money you have wasted since you have become a sprayer. Since becoming a member of cc.com I have wasted this much of my employers money:$1-100$101-500$501-1000$1001-3000$3001-6000$6001-10000$10001-50000$50001+Hor$ecock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomcat Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Where oh where Has my horsecock gone? Â It was taken away because I spend too much time at cc.com. Â Ode format stolen from the honorable trask. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 jon said: More sad news. Governor Locke is on the phone and he's fucking pissed. Apparently it is Tim and Jon's fault that the state has no money, something about lack of productivity in the workplace or something, wasn't really paying attention. So taking into consideration how much you get paid, estimate how much of your employers money you have wasted since you have become a sprayer. Â (poll) Â Â Who's the slacker who's back in the $3-6k range? Get your ass in gear and squander, you half-assed half-wit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 to the tune of "Little Miss Muffet"  Little S. Hussein Sat in his muzzein Gassing his Kurds away  Along came al Qaeda And they sat down with ciders And said "God damn that American spray"  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 read my lips  (you probably need broadband) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 That was certainly...something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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