festivus in february

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short socks

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people who don't enthusiastically sing along w/ "bohemian rhapsody"

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books w/o built-in book-marks

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post-it notes

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split-level homes

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40 watt light-bulbs

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films about serial killers

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most anybody you see in a public library

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the fact the beatles had to eventually fold-up shop

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non-kosher pickles

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mirrors below head-height

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paying people to cut my own hair

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flat spaces

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sporks

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sheep

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ungulates in general

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asian vs african elephants

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multi-colored christmas tree lights

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pointillism

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people who don't get why haikus are kewl

[ivan]

non-polarized sunglasses

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flannel

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everyone who acted surprised when kurt cobain kilt hisself

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the first law of thermodynamics

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having to separate the glass from my recycling