festivus in february

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country road bicyclers

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julia fucking childs

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people prone to use exclamation marks!

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high school girlfriends

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rashes

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radishes

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renticulated anythings

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shrimp w/ the tails still on

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dirty dishes in the fucking sink

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wood that's been painted brown

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alex fucking tribec

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homes that don't honor the sensible edicts of feng shui

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knee-high grass

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flat toothpicks

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cinnamon flavored dental floss

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daddy long legs

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most of punxsutawney phil's prognostications

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the fell hand of fleet death

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the old kind of postage stamps that required fellatio before affixing

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substandard film adaptations of excellent novels

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the road less traveled

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the color purple

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the dewey-decimal system

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robert's rules of fucking order

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capris