festivus in february

[ivan]

make america grate again'ers

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the french horn

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italian opera

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pizza mouth

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ub40

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aquatic snakes

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chiggers

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over-cooked steaks

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sleet

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low-flow shower-heads

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jfk conspiracy theories (except the one that says zepruder did it)

[ivan]

whiny little bitches

[ivan]

automatic transmissions

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the relentlessly cheerful

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soccer moms

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oatmeal

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white phosphorous and napalm

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2-drink minimums

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mouthy midgets

[ivan]

unrhymed iambic pentameter

[ivan]

bowler hats

 

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bifocals

[ivan]

bisexuals

[ivan]

bifurcated bullshiters

[ivan]

anyone who owns a smart phone