festivus in february

[ivan]

global killing comets the day before i die

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the penisocracy 

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formica

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unexpected sobriety 

[ivan]

expected sobriety 

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sweet potato fries

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dog tongues over cat tongues

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people w/o eyelashes

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the color indigo

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liquor in paper cups

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mandi hampton

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steakums 

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coy flappers 

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shy strippers

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those that are contemptuous of tardigrades 

[ivan]

helmand province

[ivan]

squeezable hellmann's

[ivan]

likely the janus decision

[ivan]

100-sided dice

[ivan]

the 2nd season of "true detective" 

[ivan]

the reboot of poltergeist 

[ivan]

most all of the pleistocene marsupials 

[ivan]

one-size fits all santa hats

[ivan]

asian toilets

[ivan]

coy brits