festivus in february

[ivan]

tachyon beams as the deus ex machina 

[ivan]

my son's hair

[ivan]

pretty much all fungus 

[ivan]

flasks containing less than 16 ounces

[ivan]

star tattoos 

[ivan]

most commercial waffle irons 

[ivan]

blond chicks w/ headbans

[ivan]

gravity

[ivan]

the yellow press

[ivan]

purple light sabers

[ivan]

wisdom teeth

[ivan]

tic tacs 

[ivan]

palm trees

[ivan]

wallpaper

[ivan]

weekend at bernies

[ivan]

wet farts

[ivan]

dry drunks

[ivan]

anyone who doesn't dig the reboot of battlestar galactica 

[ivan]

assless chaps

[ivan]

all YA literature

[ivan]

a world w/o ice

[ivan]

house bolton

[ivan]

gleeking

[ivan]

origin stories

[ivan]

universal pantheism