festivus in february

[ivan]

living w/ chickens

[ivan]

cauliflower

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park benches you can't lay down on

[ivan]

the fourth estate

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the end of the apollo program

[ivan]

facial tics

[ivan]

actual ticks

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tic-tock-tic-tock in the still of the morning

[ivan]

radical islamic terrorism

[ivan]

regular idiotic terrorism

[ivan]

tufts of dog hair drifting across my floor

[ivan]

usb ports

[ivan]

dot matrix printers

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dial up modems

[ivan]

listservs

[ivan]

sharts

[ivan]

the illustrious illiterate

[ivan]

the paperless office

[ivan]

bathrooms w/o high-powered fans

[ivan]

the world w/o bob marley

[ivan]

coolers w/o stopcocks

[ivan]

corporate cocksuckers

[ivan]

people who can't grok why taco's version of "putting on the ritz" is pure tits

[ivan]

cursive

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the mordantly mendacious