festivus in february

[ivan]

why wait?

 

i wish to hold an airing of the grievances 10 months early - to whit:

 

holding a "campaign rally" 4 months after you won an election

[ivan]

potholes

 

[ivan]

single-ply toilet paper

[ivan]

people named madison or preston

[ivan]

blueray dvd's

[ivan]

smug canadians n' their fuck'n amazing healthcare system

[ivan]

gandhi

[ivan]

the speed of of light ('cuz, like, i've got shit to do)

[ivan]

people who like star wars more than star trek

[ivan]

ineffective q-tips

[ivan]

people who like dogs

 

[ivan]

dogs

[ivan]

people

[ivan]

unreliable magic 8-balls

[ivan]

gay conservatives

[ivan]

militant liberals

[ivan]

did i say dogs already?

[ivan]

van halen (w/ or w/o d.l.r.)

[ivan]

sitars

[ivan]

richard fucking nixon

[ivan]

roman numerals

[ivan]

including terrorists in the body count of an attack

[ivan]

chiang kaishek

[ivan]

swamps

[ivan]

moles (i mean, like, moles)