akhalteke

That wasn't pretentious at all.

Wow. You have just knocked the IQ's of everyone on this board by about 12 points. Thanks.

I's slurrin two

Different time dude. They didn't allow porn in baisic

No, I was just jeking off to Guns and Ammo and got a little loud. Sorry

Go with the flow brother!

Yeah, but I am really tall, so it wasn't all that weird.

Hey, I remember in baisic, we had like 36 guys that only had 1 minute to take a piss and 5 urinals. You wanna talk about awkward?

Marc I like you swordfighting avatar.

Friends are a crutch.

Yes I have. Sir, you have made you point. You have also brought up some mental images that I thought I had lost forever. THANKS ASSHOLE!

Modesty is for the weak, dumb, ugly and misfortunate.

Without performing the tedious task of re-reading your posts, it seems like you have talked up your ability to fight, climb, and generally be more manly than anyone else on the site. Isn't there a soldier.com site somewhere that you can talk about killing and maiming people on? Huh, I really dont think I have Bug. If you would find these alleged postings I would be much obliged as it would offer me the chance to better myself through self evaluation and reflection. Thanks in advance!

I don't think I am as pompous as my physical and mental traits allow me to be Bug.

McCellans

Kevbone

I am in 95 degree weather and it is humid as hell. I would have to carry a 60l rucksack just to carry enough chalk to do looking glass today!

Fuck that shit. My grandmother made me drink some shit like that when I was a kid "for health." You guys wonder why I am an asshole mean drunk, well there you go.

Hopefully nothing as all you hardmen will be out climbing in 60 degree weather!

HAHA what are these stud characteristics you are talking about?

picking some fights tonight? They seem to find me after a few drafts at the local brewery. Shit is sarcasm in a glass. Too bad the boys down here failed english.

Oh that was last winter. I am all better now tubs. Just a hint, you are over compensating for something. Do you own a big truck? You can go check. There is a picture of me peeing on Mt. Baker on this website. Also, I own a VW jetta. It is turbo charged though, so maybe I am. You must be really tall then too. Wow. Uh 6'3." Why? You like em tall Bug? Whoa there Trigger! You said you can pee on mt Baker. I figured you wanted us to beleive you were everything you say you are. So I was just going along with the hype. Whelp, ok man. Whatever gets you going.

Local brewery night tonight. Gonna get ugly. Fucking best IPA I have ever had there.

yeah. I thought about it. Just got a really good deal on this one and haven't replaced anything but tires, clutch and oil/filters and I did a tune-up last year. Pretty damn good I'd say after all the abuse she has seen. I even towed 4 whitewater rafts with her over highway 20. I abuse her.

Prude