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Although the papers do want to know who's shirts you wear, GC.

I think most of us have bigger fish to fry in our lives than to worry about what the celebs are wearing these days.

INCREDIBLE ANALYSIS. Does Nate Silver know about you?

TIA

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2 ounces of pot on every chick and the car out of the garage - if only we'd abolish that damn electoral college!

Might I suggest filtering your Columbia River water prior to ingestion, gentlemen.

If I climb for Jesus, and He gets me up the mountain, is that cheating?

The kakester mos def did not get laid this morn.

Joe Lieberman was so popular with the D's they tried to beat him in the primary. Yeah, TOTALLY different. Not. Did democrats call Lieberman a conservative because he criticized the democratic party? I don't know a lot about it, but you seem to. Illuminate me? I didn't realize he had a history of criticizing his party. Also, I thought they *did* beat him in the primary? That's why he had to run as an independent. Joe who? Jebus, who the hell even thinks about Joe Lieberman anymore? That's so, so, 2000, no?

Obama's been my favorite president ever - but not out of party loyalty, of which I possess little to none - just a visceral revulsion for the opposing team's atheist gay, women, black and Mexican hatin' agenda. It's no wonder - I just described by own immediate family. I like Obama cuz: His team saved our economy from disaster. He got us out of Iraq and is getting out of Asscrackistan. He wuvz d gayz now. He picks good folks like Hils to do stuff. He's going after guns...finally. He almost closed Gitmo. In foreign policy, he's not a dumbshit kneejerker. He plays a smart, long game. He took on health care - the toughest nut to crack in the book, and paid the political price for it. He delivered a much deserved kick in the nutz to that give a fuck poster child of Bait and Switch Entitlement. His second term is apparently deflating the GOP's primary propaganda outlet. He may be the one to finally address the largest and most damaging aspect of the War on Drugs - the hobbit's leaf. He falls short in the civil liberties area, fo sho, as did FDR, but he's still got a few years left. We'll see.

No sure of 'yee-haw' was meant to be an insult to this born and raised country boy. I only put on my citified airs after I was herded out of the barn.

Still, I can always find common ground with any group

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Apparently, I'm the big brother you never had.

Is supplemental nitrogen cheating?

Bone would be funnier if he was unique. Unfortunately, there are millions like him. All heat and no light. If he were to pick a real issue he could actually do something about, he wouldn't have a clue where to start. I'm all for it. The world's better off if the morons just stay home. It hurts when voting time comes round, but what can you do?

Now I'm actually frightened. I may need to cut my head off to quickly lose 10 ugly pounds...

Consider it a trip to the future, 40 years from now.

A real man dies on his skis, Tyson. A smart man lets himself get better so he can shred another day. Get well, buddy! We miss you!

48 out of 50 state constitutions guarantee the right to own firearms for self defense. The two recent SCOTUS cases changed practically nothing - except if you live in DC. It is the least threatened civil liberty. And civil liberties are regulated, BTW. Speech, arguably the most basic, is heavily regulated, from security clearances to speech on the job. You could write a weighty tome on just that. Compared to habeas corpus, probable cause, voting rights, due process, right to assemble, and separation of church and state, any perceived threat to the 2nd amendment is a fantasy...just like the belief that more guns somehow make us safer and the other NRA advertisements. Never fails to amaze how little of a shit the Right cares about all of the above except their cherished right to kill another human being.

...be comin. I jis know it.

Lighten up, Francis.

At home I'm as regular as a Nazi choo choo. Why, Lord, why?

I hate that little Christmas poo.