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tvashtarkatena

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  1. When you were 7?
  2. Trustworthy, Loyal (except to gays and atheists) Helpful (except to gays and atheists) Friendly (except to gays and atheists) Courteous (except to gays and atheists) Kind (except to gays and atheists) Obedient (to religions that promote discrimination) Cheerful (except to gays and atheists) Thrifty Brave (except when it comes to interracting with gays and atheists) Clean and Reverent (to religions that promote discrimination) Being a Scout and Explorer were wonderful parts of my early life. I hope they do the right thing. EGOMANIAC/ACLU CITATION ALERT: In BSA v James Dale (2000), SCOTUS ruled 5-4 to uphold the BSA's right to express their anti-gay, anti-atheist viewpoint by excluding members of those groups, reversing an ACLU victory in the NJ Supreme Court.
  3. "Mr. Vice President, would your proposal reduce incidents of gun violence by 1000% immediately, prevent all mass shootings, and ensure that every child gets exactly what they want for Christmas for the rest of eternity?"
  4. I'm no longer going to bother with a helmet, because they don't guarantee I won't get kilt. What is it about Harm Reduction that righties can't seem to wrap their walnuts around? Or is this just another manufactured issue for the bottom feeders in their base to dutifully parrot via their FB pages? And lest we forget who is responsible for blocking, and thus watering down, any and all gun control proposals? Wow, politics have gotten really, really stupid since the Tea Baggerz were shat out of a retarded, dyspeptic elephant.
  5. He knows me about as well as he knows anything. You can only pack so much creme cheese into a walnut, ya know?
  6. DOOD, I got d Old Hippies wantn to cape my ass, now. Yosemite Sam is the least of my problems.
  7. I'd wear your scrotum like a proud buffalo robe.
  8. I know. An angry, hairy little bum is probably exactly what you need to smooth those sharp edges a bit and relax after a long day of kettlebelling.
  9. Some folks like writing stories and sharing them. Ain't no ego in it, save perhaps a healthy one. Imagine a world without that. The silence.... ....interrupted only be the gentle rustle of pink's scrotum as it gently sways between his knees.
  10. Lurking Fear isn't a real el cap route, it's what people do when they realize they can't get up the nose or the zodiac without a guide cause that's what i did I was a really fun fake route, then. el cap is pretty much a giant peg board these days... i'm not trying to take anything away from you cause i think any el cap route is an achievement. shit i think if you go to work everyday and are a good citizen you're good in my book. but all bullshit aside that's sorta how you treat people mister... Pink, I'm telling you there's an Etiquette Text in you if you can just reach inside more. I don't give a baggy of shit about what you think about anything I do, buddy. You oughta know that by now. Look, you've got your scrotum wrapped around everything you do - the dead lift and 20 year old Nose pics on FB, n thas coo n all, but I've got a different deal going on. I'm alive, uninjured (OK, I'm slightly injured right now), healthy, and still diggin' it more than ever, so I'm good. El Cap was magic. Everybody made it down. I learned a ton of shit and expanded my universe a bit. That's all I care about. Kayaking, backpacking, aid climbing, skiing, lamps, relationships, whatev. They're all part Heaven and part Hell, but mostly the former these days. I don't expect you to grok it, but, then, you don't really need to.
  11. Lurking Fear isn't a real el cap route, it's what people do when they realize they can't get up the nose or the zodiac without a guide cause that's what i did I was a really fun fake route, then.
  12. me too, i ejaculate on fancy light bulbs every chance i get because of you big boy That makes two of us, Lover. Call me.
  13. Well, bud, you think about me a HELL of a lot more than vice versa. Guess a feller's gotta have something to fill the time. I find Ivan delightfully egoless, generous, and either brave or bent, if in a nihilist sort of way, but you have to get him, I suppose. Later.
  14. Just off the top of El Cap. You are forgiven, my son. Look, DD, I certainly don't wish you any personal strife and I'm sure nobody else here does, either. You've pretty much been a tool to me from day 1 - I suppose you've got your reasons, God knows why you'd bother, with all the shit you've got going on. Anyway, you might try just ignoring me, not the KKK/FOX news style of ignoring, I mean actually giving it a rest. You know, posting on pretty much any thread I start anywhere on the board - that kind of thing. I don't care either way, freedumb and all, but you might find there is zero interaction between us after that point - if you want the Evil Tvash out of your innernut life, that state of affairs is at hand. I don't expect the Kakester will ever be able to control himself in that regard, too fixated, but it seems like you could manage it. Channel JayB - the man is unflappable cuz he keeps it in perspective. In the end, I know you're not a raging drunk and you know I'm not a psychopath, so lets mutually cut some of the crap, eh?
  15. Well, again, you know how to get a hold of Ivan if you've got something you need to say to him. Your family is your business.
  16. Not sure what my ever congenial buddy Ivan has to do with this discussion. Perhaps you should PM him directly if you have something to say to him. I can say that he doesn't seem to have done anything to warrant any trash talking from you - one of several behaviors from you that made a go/no go decision in establishing any kind of friendship pretty cut and dry, despite our mutual relations. Regarding your family relations - that's obviously your department. You posted about teaching your kids how to shoot, which, by definition, is perpetuating gun culture. Wondering how gun culture happens in America? Well... Past that very specific point - whatev. Again, it's all you. I certainly don't wish you any harm in that regard. However it goes for you, I've got my own peeps to take care of. And the Old Hippy, yours, or KKK's personal opinions regarding the Evil Tvash? Who cares? We don't know each other. The elaborate conjecture doesn't flow the other direction - not very interested. You folks have your unwavering opinions, embellished as needed, my peeps have theirs. I weight them accordingly.
  17. No egotism in pretending to know everything about a perfect stranger, eh Jim? Jesus Christ, indeed.
  18. Regarding your family issues, those aren't my problems to worry about or comment on. I made a valid point about you teaching your kids how to shoot, which is perpetuating American gun culture, based on a post you made here. Regarding your drunkeness, hey, that's what I observed. I don't really give a shit one way or the other how you deal with your personal problems. Drink up. Whatev.
  19. Also, J's 'graphs' have proven to be of questionable origin. What was that Koch Brothers website address again? His state by state graph does supports fewer guns = less gun deaths, but again, the source link would be nice for vetting. I'd rather have links to the source so I can determine credibility beyond 'some innernut posted it'. Sources, Jayb?
  20. Um...ban handguns. That's what I get out of the data. Duh.
  21. Um...I come from Northern CA. A shortage of locally grown weed isn't exactly the area's biggest problem - just as it isn't in BC bud land up here. The last time I had Mexican weed was probably sometime in high school. You might put a little of this energy into looking at your own booze issue, pal. The only times I've ever seen you you were slurring, sloppy drunk. Maybe I caught you on some bad days....
  22. No, actually I know the guy who grows it. He's a friend who lives several blocks away. And I spent a good chunk of time and energy to ensure, with many other dedicated individuals, pot smoking and non, to make growing it right here in WA a legal and safer alternative. Zero guilt in that department, bucko. Zero.
  23. Hmm, let me think about that one. I never bought any guns, rather I inherited them as a child. So, I guess now your calling my Dad a fucking asshole too. Fuck you, prick. I'm normally very respectful of people here but you are just so fucking full of yourself I can't help but flick a bugger your way. Once again, you don't know diddle squat about me or my beliefs. Keep on thinking your god, a legend in your own mind. What a dick. As a matter of fact, the 44 mag that my dad bought when he was stationed in Alaska was for the weekends he would spend out in the bush fishing for days on end. Ya know, just in case a big old grizzly bear decided to eat him. He never needed it for that. However, there was the time before I was born and he was driving the family down some remote highway in Alaska when some "nut jobs" tried running the family wagon off the road for some sort of car jacking. Good thing the old Back Hawk was handy... The story goes that he got it about half way out the holster when the would be bad guys decided to move on down the road to find an easier victim. So yeah, guns can protect people too. Never owned a desert eagle. Hiding behind Dear Old Dad, huh? What, he gave you a lifetime supply of ammo, too? Talk to me when those weapons have been destroyed and thus taken out of circulation. Instead of (attempting to) teach your kids to perpetuate the problem, you know?
  24. Supporting a death industry. I think we've struck a meme, here. Not just a FB meme - this, more than anything, lies at the heart of why America continues to enjoy high levels of gun violence - law abiding, 'responsible' gun owners who vote at the ballot and with their dollars to keep the love going...and going...and going... Thank you, DD and Billcoe, for showing off your extensive gun collections, and thus your committed level of support for Columbine, Newtown, the shooting at MRNP.... Welcome to the New Age of Real Personal Responsibility and 7 billion people, where your actions really do affect people far away who you'll never meet.
  25. A Desert Eagle AND 44 magnum? Holy shit you penis must be nonexistent, DD. When you bought them, did you think, even for a nanosecond, about the companies you were supporting and what they lobby for? Nope. I would guess that thought's never even crossed your tiny walnut of a mind. And when you're tired of them, you'll sell them - perpetuating the whole shit show. Destroy them? No, that thought wouldn't inch its way into the walnut either, would it? If some meth head doesn't grab em first when you're not at home, that is.
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