RemoWilliams

"I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus! I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!" - Cartman

Are you telling me that if Freddy Prinze Jr walked in here on all fours, you wouldn't be turned on?

It's not about sex Gary, it's about trust. So what if a kid waits until marriage for sex. They're still going to be exposed to HPV then . . .

Handy Dictionary to decipher Personals Ads WOMEN'S ADS 40-ish...................... 49 Adventurer.................. Slept with all your friends Athletic.................... No tits Average looking............. Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful................... Pathological liar Contagious Smile............ Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated.................... Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure.......... Medicated Free spirit................. Junkie Friendship first............ Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun......................... Annoying Gentle...................... Comatose Good Listener............... Borderline Autistic New-Age..................... All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned............Lights out,missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded................. Desperate Outgoing.................... Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.................. Sloppy drunk Poet........................ Depressive Schizophrenic Professional................ Certified Bitch Redhead..................... Bad dye-job Romantic.................... Looks better by candle light Social.......... Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Wants Soulmate.............. Stalker Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart.............. Old bat MEN'S ADS 40-ish................ 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic.............. Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking....... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated.............. Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit........... Banging your sister Friendship first...... As long as friendship involves nookie Fun................... Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking.......... Arrogant Very good looking..... Dumb as a board Honest................ Pathological Liar Huggable.............. Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle....... Insecure mama's boy Mature................ Older than your father Open-minded........... Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested Physically fit........ Does a lot of 12-ounce curls Poet.................. Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall Sensitive............. Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive........ Gay Spiritual............. Got laid in a cemetery once Stable................ Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Thoughtful............ Says "Excuse me" when he farts

I'd like to solve the puzzle. "Why may not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander till he find it stopping a bung hole." Hopefully Vanna's

After contacting the sheriff about getting 5000 dolphins airdropped on Hood, it became obvious that WE JUST DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TRAINED RESCUE DOLPHINS, OR "SARPHINS", READY TO GO ON A MOMENT'S NOTICE. After training, the plan will be to have the SARphins burrow through the snow en mass. THE SLEEPER HAS AWOKEN! Here's training camp. Please send prayers.

If I were a loved one I think I would be far more disgusted with the spectacle of 500 people I've never met salivating over discussions about what type of shoelaces my loved one was wearing, and whether better ones would have made a difference.

I was hoping someone could post a google earth map of the trajectory of her body. All the rescuers are in my prayers.

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I just feel that I realy knew her. Like nobody else did.

Just drive around a while

After you screw yourself delete some PMs you shadowchild-fostering whore.

Could anyone here provide me with some specific details? I would like to know where exactly Diana was when the car hit the wall. If she was in the back seat wouldn't she hit the seat in front of her first? I'm not sure, but I don't think she was wearing a seatbelt? Does anyone know what the weather was like before they set out? I bet it had been raining. I know Henri Paul supposedly had three times the legal limit of alcohol in his bloodstream, but that doesn't mean he wasn't also working for the CIA. Does anyone know any more? Oh, and my most heartfelt prayers go out to the Royal Family. So sad.

no offense to the families, my heart goes out to them. But seriously, I don't think any of the guys would want their actions to result in cascadeclimbers.com becoming a G-rated site where climbers can't analyze cause moms are reading. It's not climbers who are analyzing. I'm quite serious. This is COMPLETELY DISGUSTING. It is like godammned People magazine.

I just want to say that I find the current level of speculation, narrative reconstruction, hypothesizing, and detail scrounging to be disgusting and - contrary to what you might think- incredibly insenstive to the families involved. You don't know the families. If you did, you'd give your support on the phone and not here. Thinking about my family coming across shit like this and seeing complete strangers attempt to assemble the details of my demise makes me ill.