[Xmas - What do you want that no one can give you?]

where are the brownies?

[Xmas - What do you want that no one can give you?]

Brownies are fattening.

[Xmas - What do you want that no one can give you?]

I'm sure the U.S. wouldn't mind nationalizing your resources.

 

I wouldn't mind cannabalizing your resources baby

[Xmas - What do you want that no one can give you?]

Indigenous marijuana growers union.

Where all the profits go up in smoke.

[Xmas - What do you want that no one can give you?]

I'm sure the U.S. wouldn't mind nationalizing your resources.

[Xmas - What do you want that no one can give you?]

Oh, sorry--I went back to bed.

[Xmas - What do you want that no one can give you?]

So a nun walks into a bar...

[Xmas - What do you want that no one can give you?]

Or how's this: "Fuck it, I'm going to bed."

[Xmas - What do you want that no one can give you?]

I don't want, but I NEED, this stupid paper to be written by Christmas.

 

Which is I guess why I am wasting time online instead of writing it!

Hey, we can help!

 

"In the beginning was..."

[Xmas - What do you want that no one can give you?]

Something important to say.

No, no, no, no--that's what *I* want for Christmas. Which no one can give me.

 

Bear with me while I practice, in case Santa doesn't deliver it (again) this year.

[Hey!]

don't know about you sister but like my love with a chaser of more love

 

Hey!

[Hey!]

You know what they say: What's important is what you love, not what loves you.

 

I heard that in a movie.

 

I thought it was something about how you love? was it Dandylion? heard that might be good.

It's not WHO you love, but HOW you love? And love goes down better with Dandylion wine?

[Hey!]

Be careful--those things will make you go blind. Or, something like that.

What? Can't...focus...can't see. Eyes, pulling towards... help!

See? (Oh, wait, you can't...) Scientific evidence. I think I'll write this up for the NEJM.

[Hey!]

You know what they say: What's important is what you love, not what loves you.

 

I heard that in a movie.

[Xmas - What do you want that no one can give you?]

Something important to say.

[Hey!]

Although, I admit, I'm getting on my nerves a little.

[Hey!]

I hope I'm still completely self-absorbed, too. I love myself so MUCH when I'm that way! LOL I'm just the best!

[Hey!]

Be careful--those things will make you go blind. Or, something like that.

[Hey!]

Am I???

 

I try, I try so hard.

[Hey!]

Just checkin'.

 

[Xmas - What do you want that no one can give you?]

Don't be trying to pass off that fake shit as The Caldwell!

[Xmas - What do you want that no one can give you?]

Desire is the root of all pain.

And all this time I thought it was agitated nerve endings.

[The Last Hurdle to Veganism has been lifted!]

Awww, look at his cute little toes.

[The Last Hurdle to Veganism has been lifted!]

OH FUCK! I can't believe you posted that. ARRRRGGH!

[The Last Hurdle to Veganism has been lifted!]

i didn't know there were hurdles to veganism. i just thought it was a choice to be made. hmmph...who knew

Word is, you have to clear 15 hurdles without knocking any over. Then, and only then, can one convert to veganism.