[Speaking of Foot-in-Mouth-Disease...]

I wonder if Herr God has told Pat Robertson who the antichrist is (or will be)?

[Speaking of Foot-in-Mouth-Disease...]

 

Whoa. Dude.

[John Zazzara - Update]

How wonderful to have friends, and to be remembered, like this.

[Favorite Pie?]

Tongue pie!

[Chuck Norris Facts!]

actually chuck norris is in turn based on a character created by akira kurosawa:

 

"The Seven Samurai"

[Plausible or Poop?]

What he said.

[Plausible or Poop?]

Shit.

 

World hunger and poverty will NEVER be solved. As long as there is greed and pride; in other words, as long as there are humans.

 

Besides which, as long as there are climbers, and the latest climbing gadgets to buy, there will be poverty.

[female vs. male nudity]

I like ripping them out, slicing and dicing them, and puttin' 'em in da soup.

[female vs. male nudity]

Ah, fuck it. I hope Billygoat shows up nekkid again, too.

[female vs. male nudity]

Big tongue!

Hey, I'm trying not to be all sexual innuendo and shit. My new year's resolvolution.

[female vs. male nudity]

What about the retarded climber girl?

Don't be dissin' me, man.

[grammar]

"I think younger workers — first of all, younger workers have been promised benefits the government — promises that have been promised, benefits that we can't keep. That's just the way it is." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 4, 2005

Hey, is GW from Tallsmansville, too?

[female vs. male nudity]

someone needs to tell Dave his fly is down.

Who's Dave, and his fly is down where?

[grammar]

And Monkeys will fly out of my Butt!

 

This I've got to see.

 

Gary-bashing brings out all the good stuff.

[grammar]

It is all one big dogpile down here in the mud. You're the asshole... no YOU'RE the asshole...

It can be hard to know what's sacred around here.

 

But regardless, I admit that I am an asshole at times.

[grammar]

I noticed that, too. What can you expect from a place called Tallmansville?

[911 Truth Movement Documentary]

Never trust someone wearing a fez.

I ain't gonna do it without the Fez on.

Viva la Grand Poobah!

[Hey Distel! - Job]

Distel, what are you doing in Mongolia anyway? Studying? Working? Escaping?

[911 Truth Movement Documentary]

911 never happened

Canadian.

Oh, I forgot the smiley:

[911 Truth Movement Documentary]

911 never happened

Canadian.

[911 Truth Movement Documentary]

Cue Distel32 post about the good problems to send at Area 51

Conspiracy.

[911 Truth Movement Documentary]

You present very convincing arguments, sexy cocoa.

[Cool new shit I learned©]

I was thinking of the people who call the customer service and say "It says to press any key. I can't find the "Any" key "

 

[Cool new shit I learned©]

Too lazy.

[Cool new shit I learned©]

i can't find the "0176" key

 

Neither can I. And when you hold Alt and 0,1,7,and 6, you get nothing. Is there some secret key sequence I'm missing? Do I have to yell "Yummy toaster struddle" while pressing the keys?

 

Well, I'm glad someone else asked this, because I was wondering the same thing (except for the "Yummy toaster struddle" part).