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defeatism is a hallmark of liberalism Onward to Christian Victory!

Let's add: Cthulhu Witch Dunkers Hale-Boppers Scientologists Manson Family Members Nazi Occultists Alchemists Lyndon LaRouchians Subgeniuses Islamic Fundamentalists What-the-Bleepers Spanish Inquisitors Etc. "It's all the same man. It's like, what I believe". This kind of spiritual relativist attack on the scientific method is just another sign of American decline. Embarrassing horseshit.

Brought to you by Sarah Palin.

Hi Sarah, Do you think that Obama's recent comments will prompt your campaign to introduce a new line of lipsticks to further enhance your brand? --Hoping in Bellingham

How do they keep their mouths from drying out when they're open half the time in looks of vacant indignation?

I done seen all the preachers I evuh need to see!

Can you make it red and put a hammer and sickle on it?

Naw man. It's just when people start doing the "bless me father" routine, I always think of Pastor Ted and how he's shown us all how he's been cured of his evil sins and is fit to get right on back to preachin'.

Yeah Porter, just in case this really is the end?

"It's cool."

Seriously? Has anybody read what it would look like if that thing did do, you know, whatever those eggheads said it might could do?

Did that thing in Switzerland go off yet? I didn't hear anything.

Can't say I'm in the habit of repeating the punchlines to "* jokes", no. But hey, that's me. Maybe I'm too PC or "square" or something. Carry on. I'm over it.

What's up with you and, you know...Race?

Bummer there won't be much to read...

Jane Swift, the newly designated chair of the "Palin Truth Squad" (and you thought irony had been killed dead under the Bush Administration). Yeah, I could see why she might be offended.

Then again, at some point you have to ask yourself "is any of this really worth saving". I think a lot of people will be asking this question about the US if enough Americans and the electoral college fall for this two-bit junk show.

Not to mention just adding one really good zinger or one-liner!

With these comments, the Republican Party has turned the 2008 election into a complete and utter farce. It's sickening really that these people are so personally wealthy and ideologically debased that they can, without a thought turn what should be a sober reflection on the state of the nation and serious debate about our collective future into a fucking Marx Brothers film. A downright criminal dereliction of duty really, when you consider the problems we are faced with.

Elitism.

I'd have to say in that case it's a character issue, and as we know this election is all about character. How's your new group, "Phony Libertarians for Authoritarianism" coming along? Do you have any chants yet? Signature one-liners? Secret handshakes? Salutes?

Please, if you could just try a zinger or one-liner it would really help your cause. Probably get you a bounce in the polls.

You're a dumbass. Try and keep up, I'll do it slow: The. last. paragraph. only. refutes. the. claim. that. there. was. a. list. not. that. she. asked. about. how. to. get. books. banned.