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  1. it's known for having sporadic rockfall. Most likely it went on its own, so I'd be more surprised if anyone DID have info.
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    hotmail

    omfg! actually got to look at some emails. this must be jesus' work. looks like i believe in miracles and will soon be converting.
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    hotmail

    my computer is tainted with hotmail herpes
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    hotmail

    fuck. the login page actually opened, but stalled when i was signing in. so close yet so far
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    Rate the commute

    30 mins on a bike? you must be riding one of these: http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2452744&cp=2255956.2273442.2255961.2256617&pg=2&parentPage=family try 15 mins, max
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    hotmail

    whew, at least cc.com is up, otherwise i don't know what i'd do!
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    Rate the commute

    in order of shittiness (IMO): 1)kirkland 2)redmond 3)bellevue (notice that the 3 eastsides all come first?) 4)edmonds 5)downtown you can backroads it to downtown and 99 stright up to edmonds.
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    Pron trivia

    Fist Jammer?
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    hotmail

    for 2 hours now i haven't been able to get into hotmail. of course msn messenger is happy to tell me i have emails in my inbox, but the fucking site won't load. i've tried different browsers and different servers. fuck them. right in the ass. i would switch, but i've had he same email address for several years and i don't want to deal with updating every person i've ever given it to. fuckers.
  10. sorry, i ended up at the sloop. i ll be there next week fo sheezy
  11. count me in. ill bring something
  12. it's probly been chopped and re-bolted 3X since last month, i just accept that sometimes it will be "in" and sometims not...
  13. fgw, that looks yummy! qu'est-ce que c'est?
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    Create-A-Poster Site!

    aww, where's squid gone to?
  15. Sorry, that's all I can think of for the moment (execpt for a few that would have me banned right away). I'll come back later with more.
  16. Q:What's the hardest part about Sport climbing? A: Telling your parents you're gay.
  17. Q: what do Mic Jagger and a Scot have in Common? A: Mic sings "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud" while the Scot says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
  18. Q: What's the difference between a climber and a golfer? A: A golfer goes: whack Crap! while a climber goes Crap whack
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    Create-A-Poster Site!

  20. So there's this dude named Nate. Nate's a pretty cool dude. Lives in a small town where he's liked by everybody. He also has a really important job in this town. Nate gets up every morning and walks across the highway to the dam that holds back a big lake. There's a lever that he pulls which allows water to flow into the town. He's great at his job and always lets just enough in for usage without wasting too much. One day Nate gets up, puts on his pants and starts to stroll across the highway. His BFF (Best Friend Forever), Sam, comes driving along in his big rig (he's a trucker). Seeing Nate in the middle of the highway, he decides he should stop and say "hi". But, when he tries to push on the brake pedal, nothing happens. He begins to stomp furiously on the pedal, but still no result. It then occurs to Sam that if he doesn't stop his truck, he will run over his BFF. He begins to pull on the steering wheel in order to swerve out of the way, but now the truck is heading straight towards he dam. If he hits the dam, it will crumble and everyone in the town will die in the flood that would ensue. Sam pulls back on the steering wheel to avoid the dam, but is now barreling down on Nate again! He needs to make a decision. What should he do? Hit his friend of kill everyone in the town? He chooses at the last second and SPLAT!!!! Levels Nate to the pavement. What's the moral to the story? Better Nate than Lever.
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    Maddox

    um, which ones are you trying to access?
  22. true, you won't reduce your bee sting allergy by playing in the dirt, but at a younger age, your body will be building correct responses to things like pollen and mold, reducing reactions to those types of allergens.
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    Idaho

    WHEREAS, tater tots figure prominently in this film thus promoting Idaho's most famous export;
  24. unless you're allergic to dirt...
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    Idaho

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