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On my way home today I drove past a HUGE branch/half of tree, that completely coverered a full size van and passport. Both totaled. All due to wind.....crazy.

Prepare to die!!!!! Only one of the great movies of our time......

Decaf bro

"Dude....where's my car"?

Amateur…….high school drinks….. actually, I like to lick sack while in college TMI

I was wondering the same thing.

Amateur…….high school drinks…..

Thanks.....i did not know that.

Who gets to rank a thread? I see stars on certain threads and no stars on others………..

That is totally lame. Where did this happen at?

That is easy.

I am going to have to agree with JH on this one. Even though you can do the rap with a 60.....it is an exact science. You literally will have about 12 inches of rope in your brake hand as you try desperately to clip your daisy to the anchor…….

come on! this is a great one - it replaced a cut scene, which originally read "i think i love you - i wanna have your abortion" So what is it?

You say classic "Problem"....that would imply a boulder problem. Cool idea with the name the hold thing......i have no idea

I agree.... That is so funny.

According to theorists there are many signs that will confirm these claims. For example, the strange murals in the Denver International Airport, the Illuminati symbol on the Great Seal of the United States with the words "Novus Ordo Seclorum" meaning "New Order of the Ages", Masonic signs on buildings (particularly in Washington DC) and pentagrams worked into city plans. A DVD entitled "Riddles In Stone" investigates the peculiarities in Washington, D.C.'s streets and buildings. Reverse side of the Great Seal of the United StatesThe belief may stem — at least partly — from the political phrase "New World Order", which was used in politics for much of the 20th century. Other names for the New World Order are Illuminati Bankers, High Cabal, Fourth Reich, Synarchist International, the Cryptocracy, the power elite, and the powers that be. Supporters of this theory can say to a certain degree who is part of it. Nobody can determine who isn't part of the NWO. Most prominent families such as the Rothschilds, Rockefellers, Morgans, and Du Ponts, as well as European monarchs, are said to be important members. International organizations such as the World Bank, IMF, European Union, the United Nations, and NATO are often listed as core NWO organizations. Presidents and prime ministers of nations are routinely included in the conspiracy. A slightly different version of the NWO theory goes as far as saying that these families and persons are all part of the same bloodline. It is believed that there are to be numerous internment camps located within the United States and that these internment camps will start being seen as signs before any action is taken. These camps are to be used to store any Americans who protest or give any sort of fight against the Secret Service Guard that is to be used to control the population and new laws.

I have no idea.....

Nobody asked to see pictures of your lovers.....

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce. The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' He says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are.' Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently. Up to 80. 'I want the car, too,' he continues. 85 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!' The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, 'Isn't there anything you want?' The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. 'No, I've got everything I need,' she says. 'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you got?' Just before they slam into the wall at 85 I> mph, The wife turns to him and smiles.’ The airbag.' Moral of the Story: Women are crazy!!!! Don't mess with them!!

So glad you approve.....can you guess my last one? not without cheating (google) Josey Whales.

So glad you approve.....can you guess my last one?

“Well….are you gunna draw them pistols or stand there whistlin dixie?”

and you call yourself a liberal. I don’t call myself a Liberal….you did……I call myself a climber and a musician. That is about it.

Or Troll.....