bootsy

We're kicking S. Korea's ass on creationism!

Looks like Dumbya reads Newsweek AND cc.com . . . "Bush To Retract War: Cites Protests, Poor Sourcing, Newsweek Debacle as Impetus" George W. Bush retracted the Iraq war today, saying that it had been based on information from an unreliable source and that the original premises for the war were wrong. "We had one source for the war -- two, if you count Judith Miller -- and it now appears that that source didn't know what he was talking about," George W. Bush told reporters. (Ahmed Chalabi had no comment, but told reporters that he would consider "telling them everything they wanted to hear" for 10 million dollars.) While the Administration initially reported that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction and that it was linked to the 9/11 attacks on America, it appeared as recently as last Thursday that that was not true. "We couldn't be sorrier that our misreporting of the facts surrounding Iraq has caused the loss of human life," said Scott McClellan today. McCelllan explained that the President thought that the recent Newsweek debacle required the Administration to reexamine its own poorly sourced actions. "We couldn't really ask Newsweek for an apology and not admit our own mistake," said McClellan. "We're not hypocrites."

The only truly waterproof gloves are made of unicorn hide.

"I will restore honor and dignity to the White House"

I think Dumbya does pretty good for a guy of such obviously diminished intellectual capacity. He's the first "special" world leader!

pass the peanut butter!

Clarence Thomas might go for this -- if the Coke had a pubic hair on it.

So far: 1380 songs 4:04:54:32

An RMI group put 12 clients on the summit via Ingraham Direct on 3/10; went up on the right above the Flats.

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

Every time his lips move.

She went away for the holidays said she's Going to L.A. but she never got there She never got there, she never got there, they say She went away for the holidays said she's Going to L.A. but she never got there She never got there, she never got there, they say The KKK took my baby away they took her away Away from me The KKK took my baby away They took her away away from me Now I don't know where my baby can be they Took her away from me They took her away from me I don't know where my baby can be They took Her away from mr They took her away from me Ring me, ring me, ring me up the President And finf out where my baby went Ring me, ring me, ring me up the FBI and find Out if baby's alive yeah, yeah, yeah O-o-o-o-o-o O-o-o-o-o-o She went away for holidays She went away for holidays The KKK took my baby away The KKK took my baby away They took my girl they took my baby away

The lunatic

Oh God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son" Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on" God say, "No." Abe say, "What?" God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but The next time you see me comin' you better run" Well Abe says, "Where do you want this killin' done?" God says, "Out on Highway 61."

WHAT? That ain't no yuppie microbrew. WTF? Everywhere I've been it's $6/pitcher, or a dollar/can. pbr drinkers are "anti-snob" posers