knelson

I ate mop Who? You're not sure?

Nah... you just go back to deuce, don't you? It's been a while.

Oh... actually the "WTF is that???" was not part of the joke or the conversation between me and said 4-year old. That was just my editorial comment.

Many ways of saying a tie in tennis... 0-0 15-15 30-30 deuce ...but not 23-love. Just a public service announcement.

Note to parents of 4-year olds: do NOT tell them knock-knock jokes. They don't get them. They make up their own. They don't make sense. They laugh hysterically at their own joke. (THAT part is actually funny.) Example of typical 4-year old self-made knock-knock joke: Knock knock... ...who's there? Johnny train... ...johnny train who? Johnny train's the baby in the house! WTF is that????????

Note to self: do NOT do knock-knock jokes on internet message boards.

orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

orange...

.... knock knock... (No really... I'm almost done.)

... banana...

... knock knock...

banana...

Knock knock...

Actually, someone brought in some smoked salmon this morning. Tasty.

We're all waiting with bated breath...

Sound like the guy should've returned it to REI. I'm pretty sure the folks at the counter there wouldn't have been able to detect that subtle "design flaw."

Devil's Club?

That is a hand sandwich in my avatar OH! I always thought that other hand was connected to something, but now I can see that you're just... ... grabbing some lunch.

Disclaimer: For those of you reading the previous entry that work in a morgue... ignore this advice.

Naaaa... I was just still trying to figure out if you just went crazy with the emoticons or it was some cryptic message.

Ahhh young grasshopper... I see you've been reading my book.

Does it come with sound?

So you're thinking that if Hostess didn't use beef fat, they'd have a flock of vegans beating down their warehouse doors going for their choco-covered cakes 'o health? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnope. Don't think that demographic is really on the snack cake radar. I think you're an anomaly.