mountainninja

I'm looking for a partner a for trip to Aasgard or wherever: In search of a self-important douchebag , correcting my English will be appreciated, it would be a plus if you can lead 5.9, a must for you to spray that you can lead 5.10d+--5.11a-trad with gear preplaced. It would be great if you have matching quickdraws also.

Taking advantage of the westerly breeze that was sweeping the smell of rendered carcas oil away from Minnehaha, I had a nice bouldering session the other night. It was a lovely evening, as the cops weren't making "much" noise shooting guns across the river, and the air traffic was minimal. Just a standard evening of making the world a better place for you slobs: I filled my chalk bag with the dropped chalk nuggets of a handful of careless climbers, picked up empty Busch cans and some discarded condoms, cleared 6-8 ounces of broken glass from the landings. I came across a large wad of discolored toilet paper near "Tarantula Traverse", but since my dog didn't roll in it I asertained that it wasn't what I thought it was. I took this as a good omen, picked it up and continued with the pump. At the right end of my first lap I spied, by ambient vehicle light, a freaking 3/8" hole in the rock at eye level. Now my first thought was that this was another glory hole, like the one Marty installed under the "Battle of the bulge", but the 3/8" diameter hole is probably too small for anyone but Donny to take advantage of (perhaps Donny needed a new place to practice his "no hands rests"). Anyways, Donny if you are the rogue driller, you should know that hell is coming. Whosoever shall desecrate my church shall feel my wrath. Whosoever shall pollute my stones will regret. mountainninja

I've been following the plight of Dishman for a while now, and although I've quit paying attention to a certain keyboard jockey's longwinded and deceitful rants I couldn't help but bringing his name up at Minne yesterday while bouldering. At Minne I ran into friend who is a little older and more travelled than I am, we began talking about all the hub-ub that a certain loudmouth prick has been stirring up lately, this was all very entertaining to my friend who used to live on the west side and climb at Index often. This friend remembers when Dane Burns and someone named Andy Declerk were chipping holds under a veil of secrecy at an Index cliff called the "Ear Wax Wall". Now, I thought this was just too juicy a scoop to keep under my hat. I'm sure dane will categorically deny these chipping charges, but to those in the know, dane's words have become too suspect to believe, either in part or in full. mountainninja

The CLIMBER'S mountain shop in Spokane is "Mountain Goat" at 12 W. Sprague.