The_Rooster

Actually this might help you.

Avoid chicken soup. It'll make your cold worse. Got it? NO chicken!

I see you speak my language.

Watch it buddy.

Who cares? It's all about me now! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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I'd avoid serving this.

I guess so....bukbukbuk b'GAWK!!!!

That's true. No problems there:

You're hurting my Rooster feelings! Now I'm crestfallen... I guess it won't be long now... COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Pagetop Rooster> Corn chowder's my favorite. Avoid chicken soup. I've heard it's not good for you. Understand? Anything but chicken!

Moe, Larry, the cheese! Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Okay, The Rooster overgeneralized a bit. But I was not going "trendy", and it always seemed I was forced to choose from a selection of nasty meat pies and aging sandwiches festering under a heatlamp inside one of those "serve yourself" glass boxes, a-la cafeteria style. Barf! Be better peckin' shit with the chickens.

Agggh...New Zealand cuisine sucks. Worst corn I've ever had. Especially breakfast corn. At least there was lots of room for me to be free range.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Looks like my cousin Ichabod during a bender. That's what happens when you live at Foster Farms.

Which way to the henhouse?

Sure thing Nodder.

If I had corn, I wouldn't keep asking. THE COLONEL??? If I see him it's just gonna be a talon show. COCK A DOODLE DRUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Remember everyone: Tomorrow is TURKEY day. Turkey, turkey turkey!!!

COCK A DOODLE DOO!!! Sorry...wrong thread.

Don't blame me buddy. I voted for the _Nodder.

What rhymes with Dru? COCK A DOODLE DOO!!! ...Wacka-doo, wacka-doo.