Captain_Black_Bart

Arrr! I have a friend 40 leagues under!

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Thar ain't room here for two captains, newbie. Ye are demoted to deck-bitch. Now lick the salt from me boots.

SICK AND TWISTED, THE LOT O' YA!! MY KIND OF PEOPLE!

Now thar's a worthy subject for a Salt. Insertion? Extraction? Ain't no downside!

Tis true, me swarthy lass.

Your bilges be sloshin', Lubber! Not just the lime makin you wince

There once was came a seafarer to Ballard, Young was the Lad though he'd already been had Hit the docks with the waddle of a mallard. Discuss.

It's 1:09 AM, I'm stealin' yer loot and pleasurin' you're women while you

The Tempest; somewhere betwixt: "Hang, cur! hang, you whoreson, insolent noisemaker! We are less afraid to be drowned than thou art!" and "If I did think, sir, I were well awake, I'ld strive to tell you. We were dead of sleep, And--how we know not--all clapp'd under hatches; Where but even now with strange and several noises Of roaring, shrieking, howling, jingling chains, And more diversity of sounds, all horrible, We were awaked; straightway, at liberty; Where we, in all her trim, freshly beheld Our royal, good and gallant ship, our master Capering to eye her: on a trice, so please you, Even in a dream, were we divided from them And were brought moping hither."

Riggin' friggin' contest?

As we set sail out of Port three drunken mates short

Right ye be in that! A grog and a flog! 'Round the mast again!