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Yeah, the Chili Mac definitely does it. I went backpacking a few weeks ago without pooping the last 2 days. I had two days worth of dried apricots, cliff bars, trail mix, chili mac, a chicken dinner i can't really remember, oatmeal and beef jerky flushed out when i got to the pooper...not a pretty sight

That Elvis is still dead.

I haven't pooped yet today, but I'm expecting a pretty sound, structured poo later today. I'm thinking about lentils with dinner tonight, so that should make for a good-sized poo tomorrow. Any thoughts on poo out there? I think the nastiest poo I make is after a night of beer and pizza.

i think we should be talking about poo

Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger with Large Fries and a Coke.

Oh yeah! Fuck Tha Police!

The week is always the same length. It never deviates.

My balls itch and I need to poo.

First one looks like "Wilson" from the movie Cast Away. Second one looks like some sort of cartoon cat with horns. Third one sort of looks like a Dark Star. Fourth one definitely looks like a vagina with horns and claws.

Im just a bachelor, Im lookin for a partner Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin off Gotta be compatible, Takes me to my limits Girl when I break you off, I promise that you wont wanna get off (chorus:) If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my scooter My scooters waitin Come and jump on it If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my scooter My scooters waitin Come and jump on it Sittin here flossin, peepin your steelo Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you You and your body, every single portion Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin down your thigh (chorus 2x) If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my scooter My scooters waitin Come and jump on it If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my scooter My scooters waitin Come and jump on it If were gonna get nasty baby First well show and tell Till I reach your scooter tail (oh) Lurk all over and through you baby Until we reach the stream Youll be on my jockey team (ooh) (chorus 2 1/2x) If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my scooter My scooters waitin Come and jump on it If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my scooter My scooters waitin Come and jump on it (fades) Ride it

Wanna ride my scooter? It can go for hours on a single tank...

What is this thread about?

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

or Chili Con Carrrrrrrne

I thought that was more of a "swing-shift" type job...

I just bought a scooter, wanna ride me?

What do Mexican pirates eat?

Getting better...Margararitaville

I'm being forced to listen to Alan Jackson's "It's FIve O'Clock Somewhere"... sickie

Riding around that sweet tram at DFW is always fun. Try to ride it without holding on.

aaaaarrrrrrrrrr...

Shoe in? Or shoo-in?