lummox
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"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children."
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exploit a kill mechanism
fuk yeah. i got a new phrase to use today. thanks dude.
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most of them so called 'geeks' are training to be cage fighters. really.
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i got an f in physics. i dont want to discuss that grade.
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i got a nice bald spot on the back of my head where the fukin boil was bulging out all wierd and shit. nice memento.
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post menopause
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a poor workman blames his tools.
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lite beer.
molly ringwald.
hair bands.
climbing competitions.
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free wifi at your local coffehouse.
if you watch tv you are a fukin loser.
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two words: doh nuts.
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it is all i ride. surly. 32x16. nuff said beeyotch.
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story of o
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i just fukin growl at people i despise. which is pretty much everyone.
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you are alright
. will you marry me? 
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'Climber homeless' is kina redundant aint it? livin la vida loca with 'whadya cal a climber who just lost his girlfriend?
you will make it no worries. being homeless aint bad anyhow. specially in the pnw. fukin loads of places with hot water in the restroom for showering (a 4 foot peice of rubber tubing works great). saves a lot on overhead too.
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bactrim is the last thing i take for it. the lancing procedure did more to kill the shit than anything else. however the scar on my head will no doubt diminish my career potential as a runway model
. i prolly got the shit from 'comunity'
. dirty fish guts grow weird things. how it got on my head i will never know. a lot of the infections are going round the fleet this season in san diego. i think it is related to the red tides due to winter rain runoff. i speculate you know 
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shit. yall think you got problems? i got a fuking mrsa infection on my fukin head. had to have the bastard boil lanced. pus and blood and pain. just awesome. four difrent antibiotics later and the medicos think they got it licked. i am scarred for life. again. more.
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i am underwhelmed.
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i rode one time. it was in a small own. there was 7 of us. it werent too massive.
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coping my joint into fine quim.
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It's friday...we're bored so my department (all females) and I are sitting around and discussing our WORSE first dates. I'm sure some of you have some GREAT stories!!
Here's ONE of my many....
dude asks me out for dinner, but not what sort of food I like. no biggie..I'm not picky and will eat anything.
We go to the resteraunt of his choice, (plan to meet there) he shows up 10 minutes late. (typically I only give people 8 minutes then I take off, but he was freak'in hott so I waited longer). We go inside, he sits down, doesn't offer to push my chair in, no choice on where to sit, just points and has me sit. I'm like...ok...no manners..that's trainable.
We then order, I wanted the sundried tomato pasta...nope. He ordered for me. Without ASKING! I got some chicken pesto thing. which he then helps me eat...even though I didn't actually ask for his help.
I go use the restroom and give my girlfriend the out call...for you men who don't know what the out call is, its when you call a friend from the bathroom and ask them to call you back in 5 minutes with a crisis that I have to go save, car broke down, date ditched her, you know..something.
I go back to my seat and he had the wait staff clear my plate. I was like..hmm..where'd my plate go...I wasn't done?!? He said but your thin...and I like you that way, so I didn't think you needed to eat anymore! I'm like WTF!! wowser. He then proceeds to bluntly state...I'm an aethiest...your not some bible thumping chick are you? I was like..wow. bold.
THEN THE BILL COMES!! As my friend calls. I answer my phone, play the Oh my gosh, I'll be righ there to save you role. Tell the guy I had to go...and he, SLIDES THE BILL TO ME and say's "hey, you wouldn't mind picking this up would you?" I was like...umm...yeah, no problem.
So I pay the bill and get ready to leave and he asks me if he can kiss me! OMFG! I'm like...no. I don't kiss on the first date.
YIKES! I know theres better (well worse) stories out there! let's hear them!!
am i suposed to be embarassed about that? you aint that great a kiser anyhow.
diet?
in Fitness and Nutrition Forum
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eat less. do more. stfu.