Dr_Flash_Amazing
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Stick clipping is top roping. EXTREME!
Don't be an imbecile. To get to the anchors, you must stick-clip on the sharp end. Tres extreme.
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btw sport climbing is uber gay
Translation: I cannot climb 5.10, cannot fathom anything more difficult, and secretly hate anyone who climbs harder than I do. I also do not understand how to work a stick-clip, and my pasty beer gut precludes my ever styling a route shirtless.
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one missing letter away from pissing off the world
Gray is aid?
Gary is aid?
Gay his aid?
Gay is paid?
Gay is laid?
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Fuckin' wanky yuppo sport right there.
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Woohoo!
goin' to get my PhD
I'm a teenage lobotomy!
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still stuck in your high school music years. hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
Ah, sorry, but Dr. Flash Amazing was all of three years old when the Ramones dropped that crusty gem of punk rock goodness.
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Lost in a time warp?
OK, how about this one, while we're at it:
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That's how 40 became the new 30....
And, the old X-Large became the new Medium...
Shite, Pope's not going to become the new DFA, is he?
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Funny that this comes as news to anyone.
"$20k worth of credit card debt is bad? Huh?"
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mojo ninja martial arts skills
Pacifism is tres passe in the aught-six. Prepare to die!
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AC/DC - Back in Black
(What's that you say? It's from 1980? So what. Shut up and rock.)
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Can it, you fucking Canadian imbecile.
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Yup. They're like buddies and shit.
Can it, you fucking imbecile.
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A hoax cover and book? Well, I never!
DFA must be behind this travesty!
Careful there, E. Greater men have been disappeared for less egregious slights than that.
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withdrawl capacity
Multiply by 10 for the withdrawl capacity in Sayowth.
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Oh, goody, I just learned a new knot- The Blake's Hitch. Now what's so special about it? It's a friction knot that can be used with a single strand of cord. It's like a taught line hitch on steroids.
Clean-up on aisle seven!
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Minor Threat had a great song about you, y'know.
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Catturdeat
Trask, and ye shall receive.
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Can you put a Hummer in an arm-bar?
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I hang out at Edgeworks
That ".12b" on the arete facing the entrance is a total sandbag.
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Scar-tissue buildup, maybe? Although it seems like anything that would limit motion would cause pain, so
.One of the Doctor's compatriots had a scar-tissue buildup problem, and the fellow went to a massage therapist, who spent a few sessions breaking up the scar tissue with a pencil eraser. Apparently it felt like hell, but it took care of the problem.
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That's right up there with my favorite platitude:
Freedom isn't free.
It's a falsehood anyway. Everyone knows that freedom costs a buck-o-five.
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He posted this almost three years ago.
Apparently he didn't keep up with the suggested progressive increase in thought frequency, then.
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Glad to see you're working on your thought frequency, Pope. Keep the trend up, and you could be a functional member of society by year's end!
The Magazine of the climbing lifestyle?
in Spray
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Well, aren't we hot shit now! You'll never climb harder without a stick-clip, though. No one does.