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Dr_Flash_Amazing

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  1. I can't remember which thread it was.....

     

    Oh, Yeah! It was multiple! evils3d.gif

     

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    Your feeble attempts at tarnishing the Rep have failed, bird-boy, exposing the fact that you fail to measure up to the DFA Jones yardstick.

     

    Put that in your millet pipe & smoke it! BOO-YAH! boxing_smiley.gif

  2. Is ephedra good for you?

     

    Ephedra is a modern convenience; a cheap shortcut to enhanced performance. Thus, it is banished to the Gym Jones porch, where it will wither and die in the eternal cold & darkness.

     

    Deeper dips or die!

  3. Nice to see you, Mr. Busyshowgoer! mad.gifcry.gif

     

    Glad your finger's better, though, that rockband.gifs.

     

    Add to your social calendar: Hell's Belles (with new frontwoman...we'll see, but must try at least) with PDX lounge-punk favorites Storm Large & the Balls. Doug Fir, Fri. Feb 24th, 9 p.m., tix via the evil Ticketswest.

  4. Witness tha whiteness! fruit.gif

     

    Pasty gymtrolls reprezent, y'all! Uh! Squat-to-the-dip-to-the-burpee-to-the-push-pull-crunch...one time, uh...a two times...uh, uh, and you don't stop...

  5. Dave G repeated nicole's "v15" in three days and downrated it to v13/14, vis is on moonclimbing.com.

     

    shit looks sick.

     

    PS, POST DAB FROM CENSORED INTERNET IN BeIJING BITCHES....

     

    Mao says suck a snaffle's cock

     

    Fred Nicole is three times the size of Dave Graham. Dave should be worried about being smooshed by such a large, mean-looking--what is Fred, a Frenchman? Whatever, he's a massive, burly ogre! shocked.gif

     

    Lookout, Davey! boxing_smiley.gif

  6. "Who's" is a contraction of "who" and "is."

     

    Watch this:

     

    Who is going to spray all weekend instead of climbing?

     

    *SHAZAM!*

     

    Who's going to spray all weekend instead of climbing?

     

    Did you see it? Did you see it?!

  7. This is a serious thread for serious sprayers.

     

    Your technique is sloppy, clearly reflecting deep character flaws. Post 20 new topics to Spray, then come back and beg for forgiveness. If you fail, we will ban you from Post Jones for all of freezing, lonely eternity!

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    Don't suppose we'll see your Junior Alpine Hero firing Realization or Witness the Fitness any time soon, hmm? Mountains, schmountains.

     

    which are of course way more impressive in their combined 200 ft than say any of the summits in the Fitz Roy group.

     

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    Applesauce, meet orange juice.

  9. Ego? The following is from the site discussing getting in contact:

     

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    Whoever said "there are no stupid questions" was wrong. We are not interested in helping beginners, the indolent, or the ignorant. This is a serious place, for serious people.....

     

    Finally, posting a few respectable workout times is not a sound basis for a membership petition. Potential members must "stand on the porch" because what you can do is unimportant compared to your character. Words, goals, experience and commitment may unlock the door.

     

    If you send a message be prepared for a clear, honest and perhaps abrupt answer.

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    Well, at least they don't have an overinflated sense of self-importance. rolleyes.gif

     

    What a bunch of juvenile, dick-measuring wankery.

  10. my good news for the day... did my taxes last night and figured out that (get this) I'll be getting 666 dollars back from Uncle Sam! evils3d.gif

    That's because Satan works at the IRS

     

    Sorry; new scholarship on the subject suggests that the famed Number o' the Beast is actually 616.

     

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  11. Wow, that site is pretty thick with purity.

     

    I mean that in a good way.

     

    Thick with Mark Twight's immeasurably enormous ego is more like it.

     

    "I do my pushups 3/32 of an inch closer to the floor than you! Worship at my stinky feet while I demonstrate my flawless squat technique, you flabby peasants!"

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