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The Pope is on a feeding tube. Is that abandoning to god's will? I need a drink

Maybe a re-post but I am too lazy to check

Awesome point

sorry off the topic but funny

Olde School

mmmmmm pot butter

Someone sent that to me a few months ago, thought I was gonna wretch

Wow, you are really good at this.

booo, that is not nice.

sorry, er um I guess I am not

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it. –John Valby (Dr. Dirty)

Bad cover-anytime the weather channel tries to cover anything, especially classic rock.

Pot butter looks pretty sweet too.

I was dipping my digits into a jar of that this afternoon. Plain and simple

I actually saw a commerical on the tube where there were two guy sitting in a field of sheep drinking Guinness out of bottles about a month ago. No joke.

yummy

How many Sprayers does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anl-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" 2 to post reasons why the light bulb burning out is the result of a government conspiracy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 43 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs" and finally, 1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now, and start it all over again first post...

booooo, maybe this will work better. big boy Non the less happy b-day

That is the best!