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you've got to be kiddin' me. most guys prefer not to say a damned thing. probably because they have no idea what they're thinking. that, or they're just not thinking! I have to give TLG a to this. Men seem confused about most things regarding a relationship. Even when you do give it to them in black and white lingo - they still need to hear it two or three times. Like a child! MEN ARE LIKE DOGS - in a sense. All you have to do is feed them , nuture them with lots of lovin' , take them for walks , and let them sit on your lap . They need a little freedom to explore the backyard - or the wilderness on thier own. But when it all comes down to it - if you supply what they need - they will be loyal. Cuz we too simple minded to complicate things....no brainer, that is...

"life is not complex it is what you make of it i do not lead a complex life. tho i enjoy viewing the complexites that people add to their lives in order to create the stress that they feel they need to operate." complexites = wimmen...

you might be able to break it out but do you actually know what to do w/it? lol. SToopid sex toys...still can't figger 'em out...duh

Sorry...i'm too simple to spell korrectly...i just go w/ the phonetic spelling, and that's what keeps popping out everytime i say "fence shitter", damn, meant fence sitter...

sweetheart you have much to learn. only men need pills when they get older. women get better with age. that was what i was saying... women want money when men are younger and dont have it... and sex when they are older and get give it... what's all this talk about $$$, why can't it just be about sex at any age? want to get married? sure why not? but you've got to handle the domestic chores! There you go...complicating poor fenceshitter's life...

don't you mean, drier? trask- only b/c you've become less "interesting" w/age Gawdamn that's funny!!!!

So...the sheep flock digs ya??

HAHAHAHA...There they go, "complicating" the check book!

so are men! women are not aid... So...does that make them "free"??? They most definitely are not free?!?!?!?!

Nope, they've got hands (well, fingers) too, same as Trask. among other things ... Sextoys are Aid! Plus, they are too complicated for me...i can't figure them out!!

Gotta disagree w/ you...I'm pretty damn simple about what i like, what i believe, what i want and how i think people should interact... It should be simple and it can be simple...you are a chick, i'm having a conversation w/ you therefore, it'll get complicated (just kidding there)..

Trask... quit watching all that porn...you're deluding yourself again...

That's only cuz we like to keep things simple... One thing at a time...duh!

umm. because life *is* complicated? But it really isn't, is it?? I'm Hungry - I eat I'm pissed - leave me alone, i'll get over it I'm Horny - Let's get busy I need to pay some bills - go to work I'm sick of work or [insert whatever]- go climb Kids need attention - play w/ them, do what they need Wife is acting screwy- Ok, this one is complicated, got me on that one, but it proves my point that the only thing complicated in my life is females... Not really complicated, is it????

Hey, just because the thought range may be narrow, it doesn't mean it's not deep. Her: "Are you upset about something?" Him: "No, I was just thinking about how to add Eldorado into the Torment-Forbidden traverse. I'm not upset, that's just my alpine climbing face." Her: ".....uh,.....okay." Yeah...no shit...not everything in my life revolves around her...can't i just blank out???????? IT'S DAYDREAMING!!!!!!! One of these days, i swear i'll say something like "Oh nothing, just fantazing about Liz Hurley" or something like that...just to get my point across, mind you...

you've got to be kiddin' me. most guys prefer not to say a damned thing. probably because they have no idea what they're thinking. that, or they're just not thinking! Oh...don't get me started about that whole thing about "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?" If'n i want to tell you i will...duh!!!!

Then bugger off, choad...

you've got to be kiddin' me. most guys prefer not to say a damned thing. probably because they have no idea what they're thinking. that, or they're just not thinking! Well...that's simple isn't it? Maybe simpleminded of guys, but still SIMPLE!!!! Maybe i should restate: WHY THE FUCK DO CHICKS HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO DAMN COMPLICATED??????

No...I mean when sumpin's buggin' them...or they want something special or whatever... I mean guys, they got a problem, they get in your face, let you know and its over, problem solved...

yeah...i agree w/ you...that mind reading crap is just that, crap!!!!!! I mean wtf!! Why can't chicks be like guys and just say it in black and white???????????????????????????????????????

Erik... you have never seen something so funny as Bob doing Beavis and Butthead imitations w/ a very heavy polish accent... I split a gut laughing so hard!!!!

high boots on full moon again? where are my velcro gloves? You've been watchin' beavis and butthead too much again, haven't ya, bob??????????

That's the cool thing about this language stuff, you don't have to know what she wants, you just have to learn to ask what she wants. Goes both ways too, its not as if women are automatically better at this relationship stuff. Me, I like it, but what do I know, I've only been married the one time. Married once (and still) also...we've had our rows, but its gettin' better...been w/ her for 12 years now... Tried that "asking" business once...That was NOT a button to push...Seems she thinks/thought i should know!! So, i have to go about it James-Bond style now, all undercover and what-not...

well that does me a fat lot of good, huh? So, not only do you have to know what buttons to push, you need to know when... Next you'll probably say that there's some stupid sequence that you have to follow or the whole thing goes kablooey??? Just like the bond movies... I give up...

she's not fat enough for your "polish" lovin'!!! Bawahahahahaha