RuMR

i hope someone drives REAL REAL SLLLLLLLLLOW IN FRONT OF YOU, TURKEY...

seriously, the cat was just doing what its nature told it to do...had it been left alone, both the stupid ass and the cat would still be alive... Zoo fucked up by not having a more secure enclosure as well...

yepperz

dumbass kids... sheesh

I do believe we had a conversation somewhat like this in the past. I think we agreed to include Miss Muffy in our love nest. I am still willing to honor this arrangement. Need a hand? This is getting to be like that BBC show "COUPLING"...

right on will

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for getting your's and Kevbone's love child birth photo mixed up with your baby pic!! My bad...

time to drop some french land mines...

time to grow a monkey's tail...

oh really?

Liar

TRUE NOT MAKING THIS ONE UP... I wish this was on youtube, but alas no video proof... i once fell off the cliff underneath Roger's corner at index...Went around the corner by that little arete boulder and two hawtties were changing into climbing duds getting ready to go up GNS...one had her top off and i turned around to say "Holy Shit, do you see ....SCREAM" to my buddy (Jdog) and stepped off the cliff backwards(good 25 feet down into blackberry brambles, sticks, etc.). Did a complete flip, landed on my back (fortunately neck was "cushioned" by the rope coil and backpack and piles of blackberry bushes/sticks/twigs/branches). Jdog starts frantically looking for his cell phone to call 911 but then hears me dropping f-bombs and swearing up a storm, so he figures i'm ok...He then (complete asshole of a buddy, he is) leans over, and says at the top of his voice "YOU WERE LOOKING AT THOSE CHICKS, WEREN'T YOU DUMBASS??"...to which i responded with even more profanity as i bushwhacked out of there...man, i was picking thorns and sticks out of me for an hour or two over at the country...

oh yeah? I yelled at a bunch of mounties once...

age discrimination is so weak...

you misspelled "really"...

BAWHAHAHAHA...you need to put that little gem into archie's thread on colloquiasms (SP?)...

Pink's elevator doesn't quite make it to the top floor...

From when he was a young child

I find a camelbak with (diluted) gatorade works well to offset the whining. Also, cheetos are a big hit, or "kudos" bars. i find that beatings work the best... seriously, the absolute best ticket is to make sure each child has at least one buddy along for the hike...they don't even realize how fried they are... Funny thing, by the time i've driven a mile from the parking spot, they are usually all passed out, snoring away in the back seat...hahahaha

have to second denny creek in the summer!!!! The goldbar bouldering is pretty good too...

or thin hand jams...hahahaha

kevbone's as sharp as a bowlin' ball

pink's the sharpest spoon in the drawer...

Ahhh dammit, its all pinked up...