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ah ha! I see we have a comedian trying to turn my 7th grade joke on its head. Erik I have no use for the care packages you keep sending me, the homecrafts are nice but perhaps it you could get more mileage than I!

considering the armada of suits required to keep you working in the clinic, perhaps I am in over my head. My lips are sealed, but perhaps that is not what can be said of your "clients" aaahaha ha...ha...eh..

it looks like the resulting text of doing a back-and-forth through babblefish.com

Indeed, Dr. Flash is well-known in the medical community when it comes to manhood malpractice.

hey Dr. bronner's is good tent-bound reading.

should I notify NEWSTIPS just kidding have a good one

Hah! By that wording, a clear use of an avatar.

helmets are for wussy skiers erik, it's totally different than biking. first of all you're on two slicked-up planks of wood, you have no brakes, you're not on a paved road, and there are obstacles directly in your path frequently. not at all the same as biking.

a primitive belief that could be quickly dismissed if I had the time and patience

I thought you were talking about an Electro-Magnetic Pulse, like in that Bond flick. Sorely disappointed.

just get a flat-panel display and get a mac while you're at it

set of those spike strips you saw on world's wildest police chases 8?

and -and this other time-hehe-- we had a small alcohol fire goin' in the lab, and some jock tries to put it out by blowing real hard and liquid fire spilled over the counter and flowed down the floor towards the drain. stupid jocks get'n burned and stuff. high school chem teachers are brave souls.

we also took a chunk of pure sodium out to a rock quarry and used a bike tube to launch it into the middle of the lake. We could see our shadows on the trees as we ran away.

I remember a jar of lithium in the organic chem stockroom with some grey waxy-looking sticks in it with some tape on the top that read "whatever you do, do not open this container - will explode on contact with air"

don't knock the meth lab! It's a great source of hydrogen for bush's little forays into alternative transportation

I like a good lithium sandwich now and then, washed down with some drain cleaner and lye. Breakfast - most important meal of the day

thinker how's the new pad coming? cardboard boxes and plywood make great siding don't they

that's some funny stuff right there. I'm sure you kill everything you eat. I bet that McRib put up a good struggle before you broke its neck and skinned it on site.

once bitten twice shy or as bush would say...bite me once....shame on....shame on me.....bite me twice......youdon'tgetboldagain.

well that's good to see, as I said above. your approach to this incident was much better than the previous avalanche fatalities. I suppose as someone who has been rescued before and having been through the process of being misquoted and edited down to say something I didn't say, I am cautious towards those who represent the media.

e. face of Alberta (I think dru used it to make a point here somewhere before too, he'll probably beat me to this post )

haha! I was hoping that prophet wouldn't be noticed but nevertheless I think you'd agree that snow is classic pick territory too. not saying an ice tool isn't nice to have at all, but I've enjoyed a 55cm ushba axe at 335g for some climbs like the reid and sandy hw's, both quite moderate but I've seen ice tools used on there before. And it self-arrests well too, which I have used before. Prob with the general picks are the release, which can waste a lot energy prying out.

This can be done w/a mountaineering axe...