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a blonde, a horse and a rabbi walk into a bar. the blonde says... that was pretty funny

There's one thing you will never hear from me. Ever. i think i am going through a sensitive phase... it has me very confused.

hold on, trying to picture... that just sounds like way less fun

No. did you notice how i sandwiched my self between you two lovelies?? And I just did too

No. did you notice how i sandwiched my self between you two lovelies??

ummm don't you all??? *looks mildly confused*

can we start a commune and all share sherri??? chocolate silk pie is never ever bad unless the person who made it doesn't know what they are doing. then it would be icky... or maybe if it sat out for like 6 days... other than that, it's all good. HUG in case you missed it i ate a warm yummy cookie and ice cream last night. sometimes i just have to have love on a plate or in a bowel, on a stick.... where ever i can get it...

whats a chuffer?

is a man talking about his dick?? then he's lying.

same thing sugar bear

is this the female equivalent of blowboarder bragging about his pencil-dick? NO women don't lie

It's more likely that they'd be forced to die by their own hand. your right. once you've had that there is no way you could go back to regular women. they would seem so frightfully dull and boring. they poor guy might never get off again

thats because you are the best there's ever been i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure.... You mean you're better than the goat? AND the hedgehog? :ooo: i am??? COOL but i am not sure i want to have sex with you now that i know you do goats and hedgehogs Not at the same time. (I'm not SICK, you know!) ya but interspecies sharing isn't on my kink list sorry.

this is true. all though even a strong man with a less than huge cock can do some damage. there are ORGANS in there. take it easy...

thats because you are the best there's ever been i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure.... You mean you're better than the goat? AND the hedgehog? :ooo: i am??? COOL but i am not sure i want to have sex with you now that i know you do goats and hedgehogs

you better start selling lemonade now. I hope i have a sugar daddy by then

i called my mommy and she helped me feel better. I have a serious shoe fetish. I have like 30 pair. and now i will have to get rid of them and get a few expensive pair. i have really cute high heals sandals and pumps and boots and and and.... *sigh* it's funny i like to look at shoes i don't like to wear them mikey says think positive.... this will get better like that???

OMG i just had a small foodgasum. *help* foodgasum!!! now that's a muffyism if i've ever heard one... you should not be on this thread trying to lose weight and all... double poster

thats because you are the best there's ever been i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure....

that works too

I am way better than you were in bed 10 years ago, too! :lmao: I am sure you like to think that. but i need some proof. put your money where you mouth is

OMG i just had a small foodgasum. *help* foodgasum!!! now that's a muffyism if i've ever heard one... you should not be on this thread trying to lose weight and all... yes it is a muffyism. I can have sushi. it's good for me!!! *nods*

If i were 30 years younger that would land you in jail oh and i am way better in bed now than i was 10 years ago. WAY BETTER.

OMG i just had a small foodgasum. *help*