Heinouscling

Yo dude

Yo dude! -Heinous

A few years back, I got a ticket also. It was a few miles before Hope on the way back to the states. FUCKERS!!

I actually lost about five pounds over the holidays. My secret was to climb ice for a week. You know, you don't have to stuff everything your mother puts in front of you into your pie hole. -Heinous

quote: Originally posted by daisy: quote:Originally posted by Heinouscling: Hey, speaking of sporto betties, who was the blonde gal, on Heinouscling, wearing the skin tight, little tiny shorts? Damn, was she ever nice eye candy !!!! -Heinous that was me. 3 showers later i can still feel the slimy tracks your eyes left roving over me. Ahh fuck. Not you again. Well, I'm sure, 3 days later, I'll be able to see the slimy tracks you left on Heinouscling! Beeeoch!!! -Heinous

Hey, speaking of sporto betties, who was the blonde gal, on Heinouscling, wearing the skin tight, little tiny shorts? Damn, was she ever nice eye candy !!!! -Heinous

Lets see, Saturday I tried a couple of new routes to the right of Phoenix. Got on a route called "Harvester Of Sorrow". It turned out to be a most excellent route. Its starting to get more chalk. Tried the route that clears the bulge to the left of Harvester. That thing is rated 11c but my friend, who climbs solid 12 had trouble with the crux. Finally ticked that route on the far left side of Phoenix buttress that goes up the arete. Got on Take A Powder. Most fun but found the crux to be pissin hard. All in all, another superb weekend of Smith climbing. -Heinous

Has anybody done this route at Smith Rox? I did it yesterday and found the crux to be rather pissin hard. Just wondering if its still 12a, or was I being a weeny. -Heinous

quote: Originally posted by Muffy The Wanker Sprayer: Alex- you may not agree with cavey or greg on many things, but as for greg when I wanted to climb my first MULTI PITCH climb he offerd to take me. to rope gun and hang out with me for a day and teach me about something I have never done before. You didn't. NONE of the so called APROPRATE people jumped up and said "hey sk, I can help you out" Greg did. In my book, even though he may fuck with people, he is good people. BTW that all happend on and because of this bored. I climed two multi pitch routes just last weekend and had a great time CLIMBING with people that I met threw this BBS. so what was your problem again??? People arn't nice enough??? maybe you are the problem??? I am a suck shit climber and the slowest hiker in the world and still manage to climb with and meet people and learn things via this bbs that you say holds no true content.... whatever You easily hook up with climbers on this site? Do the two words "tits" and "ass" mean anything? For fuck's sake, of coarse you're going to easily hook up. For every woman on this site, there's 50 horny, swinging horse cocks just waiting to jump on you. Women have it so easy in the climbing community! You need an experienced climber to go up El Cap with? Done! You need to hook up to roadtrip to Red Rocks? Done! You need a nice, big horse cock? Done! -Heinous

quote: Originally posted by Muffy The Wanker Sprayer: Alex- you may not agree with cavey or greg on many things, but as for greg when I wanted to climb my first MULTI PITCH climb he offerd to take me. to rope gun and hang out with me for a day and teach me about something I have never done before. You didn't. NONE of the so called APROPRATE people jumped up and said "hey sk, I can help you out" Greg did. In my book, even though he may fuck with people, he is good people. BTW that all happend on and because of this bored. I climed two multi pitch routes just last weekend and had a great time CLIMBING with people that I met threw this BBS. so what was your problem again??? People arn't nice enough??? maybe you are the problem??? I am a suck shit climber and the slowest hiker in the world and still manage to climb with and meet people and learn things via this bbs that you say holds no true content.... whatever You easily hook up with climbers on this site? Do the two words "tits" and "ass" mean anything? For fuck's sake, of coarse you're going to easily hook up. For every woman on this site, there's 50 horny, swinging horse cocks just waiting to jump on you. Women have it so easy in the climbing community! You need an experienced climber to go up El Cap with? Done! You need to hook up to roadtrip to Red Rocks? Done! You need a nice, big horse cock? Done! -Heinous

I don't think CC.com has "jumped the shark" at all. IMHO its just gotten better as the months go by. Of coarse, I spent six years in the military, so theres nothing any of the anonymous fucks on this site could say to me that I would find offensive. As for the peeps that want something nice, happy, and clean (and boring!), go visit barney.com or some shit like that. Climbers have a long, storied history of being crude and vulgar slobs. I find it very entertaining and enjoyable to hang with such a crowd. If someone doesn't like it, then (s)he can piss off. This site is like an organism. If its going to become a clean and happy site, it will happen eventually. Also, I don't understand why someone would be afraid to post. As pointed out, you're anonymous. Of coarse, said poster should understand that there's a real person behind the shield, which is why I try never to take personal jabs at anybody. If I piss anybody off, I try to piss off all of CC.com or nobody at all. -Heinous

I don't think CC.com has "jumped the shark" at all. IMHO its just gotten better as the months go by. Of coarse, I spent six years in the military, so theres nothing any of the anonymous fucks on this site could say to me that I would find offensive. As for the peeps that want something nice, happy, and clean (and boring!), go visit barney.com or some shit like that. Climbers have a long, storied history of being crude and vulgar slobs. I find it very entertaining and enjoyable to hang with such a crowd. If someone doesn't like it, then (s)he can piss off. This site is like an organism. If its going to become a clean and happy site, it will happen eventually. Also, I don't understand why someone would be afraid to post. As pointed out, you're anonymous. Of coarse, said poster should understand that there's a real person behind the shield, which is why I try never to take personal jabs at anybody. If I piss anybody off, I try to piss off all of CC.com or nobody at all. -Heinous

- You never start a climb without a big fattie hanging out of your mouth. (Unless you're Dru, in which case, you always have a big fattie hanging out of your mouth). -Heinous

- You have strange, little creatures living in your dreads. -Heinous

I think chest beating is subjective. When someone starts a thread on Monday morning asking everybody what they did during the weekend and I respond "I did Bloodshot". Is that chest beating? Some may say "yes" because there are some that may not be able to climb BloodShot. Others may be able to do laps on Bloodshot and they would not think it to be chest beating. I can tell you that I am certainly guilty of getting excited about a route that I ticked and telling people. Hey, its part of climbing. Take it as you will. Humans are, by their nature, competitive. That doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it. Sharma and Graham worked together to get Sharma up Realization. -Heinous