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Then the henchmonsters show up at the same time as Tweeg and the Understander of Legends. The henchmonsters try to capture Teddy, because he's now out of control and trying to boff anything that moves, but Wooly stops them. The adventurers run away but are stopped by the cliff. The henchmonsters climb down the cliff looking for Teddy, but he's busy boffing Wooley.... quote: Originally posted by Beck: having met our esteemed collegue MattP at several Pubclubs, I will vouch for his integrity and doubt he would lower himself to post in the caustic inkwell our new friend pen is dipping himself in. no shit there i was, Teddy's up leading the next pitch on She's Gotta Blow and I'm nursing my nips with some verglas I scraped out of a deep crack. Teddy's calling for "slack" .. "more slack" as he's pulling a corner on the buttress. Well, turns out the snafflehound he was just buggering had fled HIGHER on the cliff when Teddy dropped her to grab the stitch plate on my last fall. I look up above me and I see him rounding back around the corner 40 feet higher in a rapid traverse, following this terrified snafflehound,and he's OBVIOUSLY AROUSED,across a heinous looking ledge. Not only that, he's failed to place any pro in his amorous attempts at buggering her again, his drops his toe off a razor edged pinsized rib and takes a huge fall, lucky I had stuffed my last beanie babies in a bomber crack at the belay station, he still nearly took us both down!!! that f---er's lucky I'm still his dedicated bitch!Oh Teddy Ruxpin I think I love you!

"Seven Years in Tibet" with Brad Pitt. Man that Pitt dude really has the big cojones. Can you guys believe the journey he took? What a stud.

thanks blakley, you, drul and mattp. are my heros! In fact, when I grow up...

jman, you're right. Sometimes I am too crude and contradict myself. This usually happens when I'm responding to a dumbass comment from some duffus. Just because chicks really dig me, and I drive a real rig, doesn't mean you have to jump my mojo. Chill out and go climb something.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: I'm glad you resisted temptation & left the space in between "Pen" and "Is" there.... well far be it for me to be crude. give me some credit drul.

no dru, the pen is but a humble mtn. lad looking for his next conquest.

heh, mcdonald's is hirin. no excuse to live in da car dude. grab a soc. sec. # and get wit da program.

freak, have another toke dude and settle down. what the hell difference do the clothes make? anyone that wants to wear comfy old shit~more power to em. heh, the fancy high dollar stuff's nice, no doubt, and some folks that wear them are too. so screw whatever someone wears and get on with it.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Why would anyone in PNW drive a Hummer? Too wide for most logging roads. I guess the chick factor is OK. Dru, chicks really dig my hummer. No shit. It's massive and gnarly and can probe deep into the forest.

really blakeley, sounds like you'd like to join in. Bend over baby.

dru, you're so right. Not only that piece of shit, but so many others too. What's with this new boxy, funky, shit hanging all over look with the new 4X4's and the cars too. Most new rigs are so ugly. My Hummer rules; and I'm not speakin of the hummer I got sat. nite.

Hi beck, I wanna come. Can I come and meet Teddy? I think he's sooooo cool. LOL

Heh panther- We're all sorry to hear of your premature ejaculation problems. It must be quite frustrating and embarrassing for you. Aside from what the gals may tell you, they're laughing and talking about your impotence behind your back. It's quite alright to admire and want to emulate us climbers and maga-lovers. We understand. Women love us, and pussys like you fear us. Perhaps you should see the doctor.

beck, ya got me there. I concede the writing contest to you. You're really quite talented at it. You musta been porkin' your English teacher real good for the lessons huh? Was she fresh outta college or more likely of the geriatric persuasion?

Have a good weekend ladies. I'm doin the north side of Shitfaced 5.13 this wkend.

I'll check out LL Bean's price. Arcteryx wants a damn fortune for their stuff, and Cloudveil isn't much better. Checked some out at Feathered Friends and was going to buy a shirt and pants until the "staff" got cocky about some climbing shit I asked about. Should've known better. I'm heading back to Jim's for the agile poop. Thanks

Oh, I see, and when do you start actually writing?

beck, what the fuck are you babblin about. You been smokin crack all afternoon? What a dumbass jabroney you is.

quote: Originally posted by Jman: Have fun jb - and be sure to give full details when you return! So, pen. Who's the lucky guy/dog/sheep/horse? I'll never kiss and tell. That'd be bahhhhhed. LOL

quote: Originally posted by erik: blakly, i think he listed stanwood as his hometown. no if that ain't a inbreed fuck your dog and give the sheep sloppy seconds kinda place i don't know what is. that is why most people drive by at 85mphs. seriously pen, after you said i'm out here you keep coming back. matter of fact you have been logged on for hours. you be pathetic later guys i am going to go have some dinner. I hear ya there numbnuts. I'm having a steak and later a nice piece of ass. Don't burn your mac and cheese trollboy.

I'm not MattP. girls. If you wanna rip a true California mountain stud, have at me. It still won't quell your climbing weaknesses and fears. You probably ought to admit when you're licked, all over. HA

Spelling errors; is that all you girls have to bitch about now? Sorry, I'll endeavor to be more precise. Hope I didn't disrupt your Bart Simpsonish trains of thought, your Sport Climbing wit is mind-taxing I'm sure. Now if you girls would grow up, and strive to be real men like MattP for instance, you might even get laid once in awhile; and not by Rosie Palm either.

Jman I take it all back. I LOVE you guys. Roadrunner was awesome and reaffirmed my faith in you seattle sport climbers. I think it's awesome that you and cavey and rambone and that Durl-all-over-himself guy like to climb in the gyms. Have you guys thought about actually trying some stuff on a real mountain? I could teach you if you're interested. Your new fan, pen.

quote: Originally posted by Jman: What happened to the Climber's Board Forum? There's only 3 topics there. And where did the Gear Rack go? Jon? Tim? Did I do something wrong? Is anyone else seeing the same thing? [This message has been edited by Jman (edited 08-17-2001).] I'll tell ya what happened genious, Jon and Tim were finally disgusted by all the wit you idiots spew on this forum. I really don't give a shit what you girls want to act like or how quick and witty you think you are. Of all the outdoor hiking/fishing/climbing/hunting/real men websites out there, this one takes the cake for having the most dumb-ass loosers onboard. No wonder the Calif. boys don't take you serious. Your crap is even funny anymore, just boring, i'm outta here.

Yo Jboy, you're the genious, you figure out how to get my true wit to the other thread. I don't care enough to try. Besides, I like the cartoons here better anyway. No roadrunner?