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One should not believe Herr RURP venn he such ludicrous comments makes. Venn RURP und I vere on better terms (remember RURPY boy?), he informed me das he does to patronize such venues, und he alzo shared the URL to a prima photo of Julie Andrews in her Geburtstags Kleidung. Das war wunderbar!

Ya, vee had to let go this Mr. RURP fellow. Ze girls vould alvays komplain das Herr RURP vas stealing various klothing artikles from zem, und furthermore alvays asking for telephone numbers und free dances und such. Und, venn it vas time to bounce unruly guests, Herr RURP vas found to be kompletely inept: he has difficulty to punch his vay out of a vett paper bag!

Ya gut, vee are open und ready to take your money. You may leeef your floral bouldering pad by der Front Steet entrance...or maybe you vould like to bring it in, just in case ze couches are occupied und Frau Eva vants to treat you to a Two-Fer. Just remember, vee run a respectable business...no sport klimerz vill be admitted.

I vood kompare ze difficulty of Mt. Index's EDM route to ze trail our tourists regularly hike to access ze chairlifts in our world-class ski areas. I sink vee vood say, "Entensuppe" in regards to such a girly route. Ha ha, ha ha ha. And you are the sons of ze generation who defeated the Nazis?

I sink I most enjoyed ze photos from Hollyklimber und her Hund (und her boyfriends books)..Hey, remember? I sink I least enjoyed 24 pages of puddle-piddling over smoking doobies ins Big Lou's hut. Ya, das vas super bedtime reading (veneffer I to go quickly to sleep needed).

Fick mich, du miserable Horensohn, miserable Horensohn. Ya, RURP, haf you klimbed any big valls lately (without your old "partner" to drag up your pathetic panty-fouling Amerikanischer Kirschenarsch)?

I imagine Dwayner fed Pope a little "Sauna Sausage" of his own in there....Ya, das stimmt. I vood imagine Dwayner to feed Pope with his "little" Sauna Sausage......afterall, vhat are his options? Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha ha.

I vas vondering vetter any man dis veek in z'Tatoosh has climbed? Ya, I vish to know how are z' snow conditions in der Lane Peak gullies? Also, ist das true, das der Glory Hole in das Narada Falls Toilette has been patched by der Ranger? I tink das vould be unfortunate, as der Narada Falls Toilette Glory Hole vas z' place das Herr RURP and I first met und began our Big Wall Team.

Personally I haf nefer heard of somebody vhile kliming ropeless to die. I tink dass FALLING down ze mountain vhile ropeless ist more deadly. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ya, und RURP, you don't like mein Deutsch? Schade! Vielleicht sollen Sie doch Ihren Kopf aus Arschkirsche ziehen.

Ya, Herr Rurp, I vas noticing das you haf only four posts on das website gemacht. Somesing tells me das number exceeds dee number of bigwalls you haf klimbed. Ya, und how haf you come to be known as "Rurp"? Maybe your Mutter und Vater gave you for dee Geburtstag eine kleine Liebewurst, no? Maybe your equipment ist only for microseams suitable, ja? Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha! You Amerikanisher klimbers cause me much to laugh. Ya, und vas ist zo funny mit der bolt hangers? Maybe next time you vill dee lugnuts from eine Schoolbus ausgraben? ------------------------------------------------- Mein Gesicht riecht wie Fisch.

How much money do dee klippings bring? I virk vis zees dings, you know, and I zink vee haf some extra by der Shoppe.

Ya, Amerikanischer climbers are in d' mountains slower den der Obermeister's morning bowel movement! Der Austrian's small finger ist larger den Amerikanischer climber's bicep, ya? Und ze Bier in die Vereinigten Stadten ist like dee piss in our Europische Toileten.