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Charlie

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  1. My battle list:

    *Sexual Chocolate (I miss him)

    *Rev D. Wayne Love (If I ever see that pervert I'm going to cut his nuts off and feed them to him!)

    *The German Guy (I can't remember what his name was, Pope hasn't used him lately)...pretty sad when you're mad at imaginary people, eh?

    *Donna Top Step (would like to challenge her to a mud-wrestling match)

  2. Last winter, while in jtree- I was belaying a friend when I was overwelmed with the urge. I clenched my cheeks waiting for him to reach the belay. Finally, I ran around the corner, dropped my harness and pants, and began to let loose from both ends. Relieved, I pulled myself together and tied in. I got about 1/4 up the pitch when I reached around to chalk up- to my horror, my chalk bag was filled to the rim with urine!

  3. Trask- 2:44am? You were slurring up the board when I was on at 1:00- Someone needs to start giving out SWI's (spraying while intoxicated)... I would suggest just rubbing one out and passing out, it makes the nite shorter [laf][laf][laf]

  4. another vote for aliens- If I were to do it over, my rack would consist of aliens up to red, with chamelots .75 and up. (unfortunately I have some HB's and trangos mixed in) Aliens are nice in pin scars because of their narrow profile (most tcu's have dual stems on the outside, making them wider and preventing them from fitting in most scars)

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    it was kinda funny, one of my buddies nudges me and says "hey, isn't that the bum that always hangs around camp 4?"...he was unaware of his legend status.

  5. Taping your hands before a crack climb is like having sex with a condom on. Don't cheat yourself- nothing beats admiring your 'gobes' while sitting at a desk monday morning.

  6. not at all, that wasn't directed toward you. I was just joking along. I don't have any routes at vantage (except for "the 51st classic of north amerika" at the feathers)- (I noticed some new chalk on it, so it's living up to it's name.) I replaced some anchors that were stolen above some of the CRACK routes, and some fucker stole them again.

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