allthumbs Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "Can I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Natalie" the man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else." said the madam. "No. I must see Natalie" was the man's reply. Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred dollar bills and gave them to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row - too expensive - and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again he man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs. After their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever used me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked. The man replied, "South Carolina." "Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina." "I know", the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance." The moral of the story is: Some things in life are certain - 1. Taxes 2. Death 3. Being screwed by a lawyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2003 Author Share Posted January 16, 2003 No offense MattP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2003 Author Share Posted January 16, 2003 So Muffy, how goes the battle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 I'm a lover not a fighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2003 Author Share Posted January 16, 2003 Gimme all your lovin', all your hugs and kisses too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2003 Author Share Posted January 16, 2003 Tell me, in your opinion, is there any truth to this? "Clean shirt, new shoes and I don't know where I am goin' to. Silk suit, black tie, I don't need a reason why. They come runnin' just as fast as they can coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 yes and no. it is true that it is realy nice to see afine man well dressed, but there is something eternaly sexy about a man who has just done say... yard work, or climbed a mountain, or worked on a car or something else equaly grubby and manly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2003 Author Share Posted January 16, 2003 ...you sayin' with that natural, manly musk kinda thing goin' on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 A healthy man who has worked hard out side does not smell bad to me. kinda like a healthy man who will work hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2003 Author Share Posted January 16, 2003 This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. Bye bye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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