LORENA BOBBITT'S SISTER ARRESTED

[Son_of_Caveman]

Lorena Bobbitt's sister Luella was arrested yesterday for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband, as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target penis and stabbed her husband in the left scroti causing severe dangle and sprocket damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition.

 

Luella has been charged with one count of "Misdewiener" .

[AlpineK]

Are you making that up?

[Son_of_Caveman]

Would I do that?

[Smoker]

I am guessing here,

 

son,

 

But it looks like it came from

here http://www.tiesplushumor.com/joke_Pages/426jokepage.html

[Son_of_Caveman]

nice work, Colombo